Kenviir is a Pirate Drag Fag

Tyrmer · Post by **Tyrmer** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:58 pm

I'm always game...

Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:03 pm

*stumbles in drunk* he guyes there given away free bee- *hic* free aloc- *hic* free spir-*hic* free boze at the whores nipple inn you's gots to go get's is some *THUMP* (pass out in own drool on the floor muttering something about the fairys)

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:54 am

[color=indigo:34cisplq]*considers very seriously the idea of thrusting sword into Thalon's drunken hide"

*sighs deeply in annoyance*

*turns away & goes to eat some dinner...*[/color:34cisplq]

Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:02 am

(wkes up) *sniff* *sinff* hey i smell ribs. why am i on the floor and coverd in drool?

rooky must have been hear....now wheare are those ribs (wanders off inserch of delicios rib smell)

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:32 am

[color=indigo:19e9paqz]No silly, it was a delicious beef roast with mashed potatoes & gravy. Welcome to Earth!

Kenviir, this is SUPPOSED to be your welcome thread... look what trouble you've caused! You Lolthian menace you!
[/color:19e9paqz]

DragonMind · Post by **DragonMind** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:34 pm

Cooldown Drathir, things could be worse *laughs*
...the thread could be in flames or diseased.

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:45 pm

[quote="DragonMind":217mwho2]Cooldown Drathir, things could be worse *laughs*
...the thread could be in flames or diseased.[/quote:217mwho2]

[color=indigo:217mwho2]Diseased... *cocks head to one side with speculative look at DragonMind*

Diseased...

Well, YOU'RE here... *slight smile*[/color:217mwho2]

atiguy · Post by **atiguy** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:30 pm

hey look drathir *holds up a bucket of honey and motions towards someone*

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:06 pm

[color=indigo:1snl8yyx]*grabs roll of coiled rope & looks at Shir'le*

Forgive us, Shir'le... but we have unfinished business... and he'll probably live through it anyway. Don't ask...

*jumps on DragonMind & with Xorinth's help, ties up DragonMind & steps through a portal to a South American jungle on earth... covers DragonMind with honey then stakes him out in a sunny spot to a very active & angry antpile*

*smiles sweetly & walks back through the portal with Xorinth, who calmly shuts the portal*[/color:1snl8yyx]

atiguy · Post by **atiguy** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:54 am

*all the while has a big smug, conceited grin on his face with a arm around drathir's waist* hehehehehe

Drathir and I always win

Malek · Post by **Malek** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:01 am

That is, of course, until she remembers/realizes how creepy you are.

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:33 am

[color=indigo:xndkwf3a]*smirks* Yes. That was great fun. Let's see how long it takes him to come back... probably not long. *grabs hidden dagger & thrusts it into the back of Xorinth's hand, which turns an unsightly shade of bright red & dribbles small green spiders* I still have a few really nasty tricks up my sleeve Xorinth. It would be good that you remember; no male lays claim to me, ever.

I think I'll go find someone to discuss werewolves & cookies with...

*turns away & wanders off in search of Rooky*[/color:xndkwf3a]

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:14 am

*Puts carton on head*

DragonMind · Post by **DragonMind** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:08 pm

*while lying with ants crawling him,
he starts to lick and chew on ants,
the ones he can reach with his mouth, while tied*

...crunchy, but bad taste!

*continues his feast of ants*

Drathir murrpau · Post by **Drathir murrpau** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:47 pm

[color=indigo:32pp1ojl]*sits down in shade of big tree & silently eyes cart-covered Rooky with speculative look whilst munching on fresh chocolate chip cookies that smell absolutely wonderful*
[/color:32pp1ojl]