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[color=indigo:sg5wss83]"Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill" (you had to mention the Matrix... (grin)
"We want a shrubbery" & "'I'm not dead yet!' 'Yes you are'" & 'Yes yes spank us all and then we'll all have..." - Monty Python / Holy Grail
"Hello beastie" - Pirates of the Caribbean; Dead Man's Chest[/color:sg5wss83]
"We want a shrubbery" & "'I'm not dead yet!' 'Yes you are'" & 'Yes yes spank us all and then we'll all have..." - Monty Python / Holy Grail
"Hello beastie" - Pirates of the Caribbean; Dead Man's Chest[/color:sg5wss83]
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"He who saves one life saves the world entire." Schindler's List
"Give my regards to Kind Tut, asshole" Stargate
"Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction but, uh... Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?" Star Wars Episode IV
"Give my regards to Kind Tut, asshole" Stargate
"Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction but, uh... Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?" Star Wars Episode IV
Titles:
Master of the Lady's Dances
Recoverer of the Tome of Moonlight
Scribe of the Dark Maiden's Temple
High Priest of the Church of Rooky
Master of the Lady's Dances
Recoverer of the Tome of Moonlight
Scribe of the Dark Maiden's Temple
High Priest of the Church of Rooky

[center:3p192v39][b:3p192v39][color=red:3p192v39]"Why is the rum always gone....Oh...that's why." PotC- Dead Man's Chest
"Where's that bloody monkey...I need to shoot something!" Also Dead Mans Chest
"Where's the thump thump?"
"I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiiiiiirt, an' guess what's inside it!"
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"Where's that bloody monkey...I need to shoot something!" Also Dead Mans Chest
"Where's the thump thump?"
"I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiiiiiirt, an' guess what's inside it!"
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[color=indigo:1olubrlz]"Mulll-tiiii-pass!" "She KNOWS it's a multi-pass!" - The Fifth Element
"Welcome to Earth" "Oh you did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!" "And what is that SMELL!?" - Independence Day
"Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack & Shit... and Jack left town" Army of Darkness
"Where did you learn our language?! I LISTENED!" - 13th Warrior
"Now let's go kill that f___in' band!" - From Dusk Til Dawn
"I'm a friar. I can swear all I want. Dammit" - Van Helsing[/color:1olubrlz]
"Welcome to Earth" "Oh you did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!" "And what is that SMELL!?" - Independence Day
"Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack & Shit... and Jack left town" Army of Darkness
"Where did you learn our language?! I LISTENED!" - 13th Warrior
"Now let's go kill that f___in' band!" - From Dusk Til Dawn
"I'm a friar. I can swear all I want. Dammit" - Van Helsing[/color:1olubrlz]
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"good...bad...im the guy with the gun"
"gimmie some suger"
"this is my BOOMSTICK"
"SHOP SMART SHOP S-MART!!!!!"
all from army of darkness
"I'l be back
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terminator (i wonder why no body posted that one till now)
"theas are the bad old days the every thing or nothing days"
sincity (sincity in both the movie and the books rock!!!!)
"they build them good in germany"
das boot
"he's cool and tough. he's a black privite dick whos"S a sex machine with the chicks. he dosen't take orders from anybody black or white,but he'd risk his neck for his brother man. i'm talkin' about shaft can you dig it?"
shaft
"get away from her you bitch!!"
aliens
"yippie ki yeah mother******"
live free or die hard
"gimmie some suger"
"this is my BOOMSTICK"
"SHOP SMART SHOP S-MART!!!!!"
all from army of darkness
"I'l be back

terminator (i wonder why no body posted that one till now)
"theas are the bad old days the every thing or nothing days"
sincity (sincity in both the movie and the books rock!!!!)
"they build them good in germany"
das boot
"he's cool and tough. he's a black privite dick whos"S a sex machine with the chicks. he dosen't take orders from anybody black or white,but he'd risk his neck for his brother man. i'm talkin' about shaft can you dig it?"
shaft
"get away from her you bitch!!"
aliens
"yippie ki yeah mother******"
live free or die hard
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[i:3sactyf8]Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.[/i:3sactyf8]
- Jack Sparrow
[i:3sactyf8]Yo hoho and a bottle of rum![/i:3sactyf8]
- PoTC
[i:3sactyf8]"I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiiiiiirt, an' guess what's
inside it!" [/i:3sactyf8]
- PoTC
[i:3sactyf8]"Why is the rum always gone [stagers] ....Oh...that's why." [/i:3sactyf8]
- Jack Sparrow
[i:3sactyf8]Yo hoho and a bottle of rum![/i:3sactyf8]
- PoTC
[i:3sactyf8]"I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiiiiiirt, an' guess what's
inside it!" [/i:3sactyf8]
- PoTC
[i:3sactyf8]"Why is the rum always gone [stagers] ....Oh...that's why." [/i:3sactyf8]
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[center:1kcif46p][color=red:1kcif46p][b:1kcif46p]Gomez
"Unhappy darling."
Morticia
"Oh yes, yes completely"
-Addams Family!
Wednesday "Are they made from real girl scouts??"
Addams Family
"Taught to us my are cossack cousins, the mamushka has been part of the addam's family tradition since god knows when.
We danced the Mamushka when Nero fiddled
We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo
We DANCED the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper!
And now Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you!"
-Gomez Addams Family [/b:1kcif46p][/color:1kcif46p][/center:1kcif46p][/size:1kcif46p]
"Unhappy darling."
Morticia
"Oh yes, yes completely"
-Addams Family!
Wednesday "Are they made from real girl scouts??"
Addams Family
"Taught to us my are cossack cousins, the mamushka has been part of the addam's family tradition since god knows when.
We danced the Mamushka when Nero fiddled
We danced the Mamushka at Waterloo
We DANCED the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper!
And now Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you!"
-Gomez Addams Family [/b:1kcif46p][/color:1kcif46p][/center:1kcif46p][/size:1kcif46p]

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Bah, I was going to quote Wrath of Khan.
Oh, and the only way to quote the movie 300 is in all-caps. In fact, I think the entire script was written in all-caps. "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!11!!!!"
Anyway, I saw Hitman this weekend:
[b:om33v2c1]Agent 47:[/b:om33v2c1] Because that suitcase holds perfectly my blazer sniper rifle, two .45s and a gag for talkative, irritating little girls like yourself. Do you want me to stop and get it out?
[b:om33v2c1]Nika Boronina:[/b:om33v2c1] I don't know - Do you think we have time for foreplay?
I also saw (the tail-end of) V for Vendetta... this is a long one.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] [i:om33v2c1][Evey pulls out her mace][/i:om33v2c1] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Who are you?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Well I can see that.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Oh. Right.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[i:om33v2c1][carves V into poster on wall][/i:om33v2c1]
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[i:om33v2c1][giggles][/i:om33v2c1]
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Are you like a crazy person?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] I'm Evey.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] What does that mean?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
I've also seen Beowulf over the weekend, but didn't really find much memorable to quote from it.
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Oh, and the only way to quote the movie 300 is in all-caps. In fact, I think the entire script was written in all-caps. "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!11!!!!"

Anyway, I saw Hitman this weekend:
[b:om33v2c1]Agent 47:[/b:om33v2c1] Because that suitcase holds perfectly my blazer sniper rifle, two .45s and a gag for talkative, irritating little girls like yourself. Do you want me to stop and get it out?
[b:om33v2c1]Nika Boronina:[/b:om33v2c1] I don't know - Do you think we have time for foreplay?
I also saw (the tail-end of) V for Vendetta... this is a long one.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] [i:om33v2c1][Evey pulls out her mace][/i:om33v2c1] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Who are you?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Well I can see that.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Oh. Right.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[i:om33v2c1][carves V into poster on wall][/i:om33v2c1]
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[i:om33v2c1][giggles][/i:om33v2c1]
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] Are you like a crazy person?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] I am quite sure they will say so. But to whom, might I ask, am I speaking with?
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] I'm Evey.
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
[b:om33v2c1]Evey Hammond:[/b:om33v2c1] What does that mean?
[b:om33v2c1]V:[/b:om33v2c1] It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.
I've also seen Beowulf over the weekend, but didn't really find much memorable to quote from it.

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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get."-Forrest Gump
"His legs are strong missus Gump. But, his back is crooked like a politician!"-Forrest Gump
"Stupid is, what Stupid does."-Forrest Gump
[b:1doj8mkx]Bubba:[/b:1doj8mkx] "My name is Benjiman Bueford Blue. But, people call me 'Bubba'. Just like one of them red-neck boys. Can you believe that?"
[b:1doj8mkx]Forrest Gump:[/b:1doj8mkx]"Hi. I'm Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."
"I got shot in the Butt-ox"-Forrest Gump
"Bubba-Gump Shrimp. It's a household name!"-Forrest Gump
"BUT I GOTTA FIND BBUUBBAA!"-Forrest Gump
If you can't tell, I am a HUGE Forrest Gump fan!
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get."-Forrest Gump
"His legs are strong missus Gump. But, his back is crooked like a politician!"-Forrest Gump
"Stupid is, what Stupid does."-Forrest Gump
[b:1doj8mkx]Bubba:[/b:1doj8mkx] "My name is Benjiman Bueford Blue. But, people call me 'Bubba'. Just like one of them red-neck boys. Can you believe that?"
[b:1doj8mkx]Forrest Gump:[/b:1doj8mkx]"Hi. I'm Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump."
"I got shot in the Butt-ox"-Forrest Gump
"Bubba-Gump Shrimp. It's a household name!"-Forrest Gump
"BUT I GOTTA FIND BBUUBBAA!"-Forrest Gump
If you can't tell, I am a HUGE Forrest Gump fan!


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[b:2iplrcm5]The Blues Brothers[/b:2iplrcm5][/size:2iplrcm5]
An old favorite of mine.
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Hit it."
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Well, it ain't much, but it's home."
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "How often does the train go by?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "So often you won't even notice it."
[b:2iplrcm5]Mrs. Tarantino:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Are you the police?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "No, ma'am. We're musicians."
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Four fried chickens and a Coke."
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "And some dry white toast please."
[b:2iplrcm5]Police Chief:[/b:2iplrcm5] [after his car flies over a hill and lands in a truck] "What car are we?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Trooper:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Five-five."
[b:2iplrcm5]Police Chief:[/b:2iplrcm5] [to the CB radio] "Hi! This is car fifty-five...and...uh, we're in a truck!"
An old favorite of mine.

[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Hit it."
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Well, it ain't much, but it's home."
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "How often does the train go by?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "So often you won't even notice it."
[b:2iplrcm5]Mrs. Tarantino:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Are you the police?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "No, ma'am. We're musicians."
[b:2iplrcm5]Jake:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Four fried chickens and a Coke."
[b:2iplrcm5]Elwood:[/b:2iplrcm5] "And some dry white toast please."
[b:2iplrcm5]Police Chief:[/b:2iplrcm5] [after his car flies over a hill and lands in a truck] "What car are we?"
[b:2iplrcm5]Trooper:[/b:2iplrcm5] "Five-five."
[b:2iplrcm5]Police Chief:[/b:2iplrcm5] [to the CB radio] "Hi! This is car fifty-five...and...uh, we're in a truck!"