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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"I make this look good."
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

"What do you mean, how did I get in here? Intruder window, obviously."
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Post by Darkros »

What... did you do, Ray?
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Post by Rhei Lor'akris »

"Vyes, vlook into my eyes, and step vforth!"
Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"With a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion" (Much funnier if you've seen the Disney Three Musketeers movie....)
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Darkros »

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [he carves a "V" into a sign] The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"How YOu doin?"
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

"you know you want it"
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Post by Rhei Lor'akris »

"Duke Arlon's manor will receive a lovely visit, tonight."
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

"I can see the future. I can read the weave of fate.

Yours involves a lot of screaming in the short-term."
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"You called me a horse's WHAT?!!"
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Darkros »

Does this sword make my ass look big?
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Post by Rizzen »

"Hello ladies, now look at your man. Now look at me. Now back at your man. Now [b:2d3pf6fc]back[/b:2d3pf6fc] to me. Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladys' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like! What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it, its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are [b:2d3pf6fc]now[/b:2d3pf6fc] diamonds! Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice, and not a lady. I’m on a horse."
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Post by Darkros »

-Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash is so powerfull it can block B.O. for 16 hours! It's blocking powers as powerful as me!
-Yeah it is.
-Who said that?!? Was that my left bicep? Nah, it was my-
-Aaabdominals!
-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

~breaks through wall~YAAAAH! Odor Blocker Body Wash is too powerful to let this comment end!
BLOCK! BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!­!
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

coyly, "just try it, i dare you."
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