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Could Chuck Norris kill himself?

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*Jumps out of a very high window*

This sentence is false.


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Shir'le

wow... but i think thats not deep.. he prpably can kill himself if he desired so.

[color=darkred:128koerm]It is impossible to kill Chuck Norris. Not even Chuck Norris could do it. [/color:128koerm]

But Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants to.

The answer is simple actually. Yes and no.


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Shir'le

It's the same as asking if God can make an object that not even God could move.

Will "The Nanny" show ever stop re-running it's shows?

[quote="Rooky":3ts8z79c]Will "The Nanny" show ever stop re-running it's shows?[/quote:3ts8z79c]

Yes, on the day we have true world peace, total disarmement of nuclear weapons, and the second coming of christ.

Chuck Norris can kill [i:3ts8z79c]anyone[/i:3ts8z79c], so yes, he could kill himself.

[quote="Malek":1oaknjwc]Could Chuck Norris kill himself?[/quote:1oaknjwc]

Chuck Norris has protection from himself... As well as everything else... So could Chuck Norris kill himself? Not unless he can roundhouse kick himself in the face.

[quote:3mnxdf6o]Chuck Norris can kill anyone, so yes, he could kill himself.[/quote:3mnxdf6o]

But Chuck Norris can't die.

[color=indigo:3qjc02i4]I object! The question is without foundation, is irrelevant and calls for speculation! Besides, Chuck Norris wouldn't want to kill himself, so it is completely hypothetical, and therefore of no value. [/color:3qjc02i4]

I object to your objection. Your objection has no basis in fact or fiction and is thus a paradox of the existence of time...or something.

[color=indigo:3mi8noq5]Huh? [/color:3mi8noq5]