Joining the Mafia

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:49 am

As Talwyn so nicely stated. I'm going across the border for a week to visit my brother.
I'll be in the land of sultan ritches, and collecting girls for my harem...

And when I wake up, I'll be outside begging for a grain of coffee and a euro. I'll be in Montenegro.

Have fun guys...

I know I will.

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:01 am

Mafia?

I mentioned Mexican drug Cartels.

La Cosa Nostra would be much aggrieved to hear you refer to them as Mexicans

There is a distinct difference Rooky me old girl

"Know your Underworld Criminal Thieves Guilds - A Spotters Guide" by Talwyn Aureliano will be on sale soon

Don't pick up too many Eastern European sex slaves ok?

They have to be fed, watered and walked at least once a day too. It's a big responsibility owning a sex slave

Don't let this happen either! [points to the video]

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Narsia Ny'Dhun · Post by **Narsia Ny'Dhun** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:27 pm

Bring me one back, Rook.

Myna · Post by **Myna** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:25 am

Err have fun with that?

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:11 pm

Why does she get all the fun?

Post by **Shir'le E. Illios** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:46 am

Enjoy yourself, love. And come back safely.

Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:05 pm

Except the scenery and generally anything concerning the massive mountain ranges, Montenegro really sux.

As far as the mafia goes, I had a stick up, which consisted of three 10 year old's with a lousy Serbian accent holding plastic guns.
I forgot how much I enjoyed hearing other people's muffled cries from the dumpsters promising me pay if I finally let them out.

I had fun, the boys had fun, the girls looked great, I'm fully pissed (no coffee or cigars for seven days), and civilization never looked so damn -great-.

*sigh* please lock for further lack of relevance. -.-'
I want my smokes....

Post by **Shir'le E. Illios** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:14 pm

Welcome back, Rooky. Seems you're just too hardcore for the mafia.

Locking thread as requested.

Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le