Here's a thought...

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:06 am

[quote:39ptk7h2]Here's a thought...

20-page lockdown!

Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le [/quote:39ptk7h2]

There's been no place to come out with those random snitches of wisdom, brilliance or just odd thoughts that happen to mind.

So here is the new thread.

My two thoughts of the day:

[b:39ptk7h2]"How can a society truly be called civilised if annoying people are allowed to remain free?"[/b:39ptk7h2]

&

[b:39ptk7h2]"Information is cheap, insight is rare."[/b:39ptk7h2]

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:44 am

Is there a cork in the bottom of the ocean?

How'd Ploria Johnson get out of jail with a fishbone?

What fishbone?

Steal-head salmon?

Why is Ella Fitzgerald still live and kicking?

Prototype prototype prototype prototype prototype prototype.

Diablo III Diablo III Diablo III Diablo III Diablo III Diablo III.

If the merchant had enough glamour in his talk, and was fast enough, if he tried to sell you crap for half a dollar, would you buy it? It is half a dollar..

Smoking damages sperm (small print: all women turn gay)
Smoking during pregnancy does nothing what so ever.
Smoking causes mouth and throat cancer...perverted bastards...
Smoking made the author of this text a real bitch.
Smoking clogs your arteries
Smoking clogs your bunghole.
Don't let children breath your smoke...live in a plastic jar.
Smoking - A leading cause of death (in some other paralel universe the leading cause of death may be intolarance, juvenile delinquency amongst others and constant car crasheh but...that's another universe...
Quitting will improve your health. Your mental state is a different matter entirely...
Smoking makes your brother a bigger fucktard.
Smoking causes blindness (they ran out of ideas for this one)
Smoking causes lung cancer...just like car fumes.
Smoking causes heart disease...become a jerk so you can be immune.
Smoking doubles your risk of stroke
Non-smoking triples your risk of stroke.
Smoking is addictive...mostly.
Tobacco smoke is toxic. (it actually just smells bad)
Tobbacco may rise out of the box and rape your canary bird.

(these are used in Croatia)

Smokers die younger.

Smoking clogs your arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes. (reffer to Mr. Muscle for further instructions.)

Smoking causes lethal lung cancer. (there's a bigger chance you'll get throat cancer, and to which you can do the following;
A. Get that thrachyotomy you've been dreamin' about ( 8D ) or,
B. Drink a lot of vodka, and then you'll be fine. It'll burn out the cancer in no time.)

Protect children from inhaling your cigarette smoke. (make them smoke too, so they can't notice the fumes)

Smoking may cause a 30% chance that a Serb will jump out of the bush and rape your mother.

Your doctor or pharmacist can help you stop smoking (small print: your pharmacist is an asshole who has nothing better to do, but to annoy you to stop smoking)

Smoking is highly addictive, don't even start (except when your wife is pregnant, when your at your office, at school, partys, entertaining visiting relatives, or running around town with no shorts on, or when Thompson comes back to sing, then you can)

Quitting smoking reduces the risk of deadly heart and lung diseases (so does never buying a car, and stopping food intake alltogether.)

Smoking can cause a slow and painful death (so does marriage and watching straight people have sex, but nobody's banning that now...)

Get help to stop smoking; consult with your pharmacist (the very same pharmacists who's an asshole)

Smoking can slow down blood circulation and cause impotence (as well as around a 1001 things that can take all the fun out of jerking off.)

Smoking causes aging of the skin (the Sun does that too, but no fucko will ban nuddist beaches...BAN THEM ALREDY)

Smoking can damage sperm and reduce fertility (the Sun does that too...ban it...)

Smoke contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanides (candy 8D )

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:13 am

here's a thought

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Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:44 am

Alaric Darkrose · Post by **Alaric Darkrose** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:34 am

[quote="Talwyn Aureliano":1u2nsl0f]here's a thought

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Oh god, that reminds me of a joke in the shop. We fix electronics for the US Air Force, so we fall under the maintainer category, a.k.a. Maintenance Monkeys. Why Maintenance Monkey?

"We speak in grunts and use tools to fix things, and our senses of humor and loyalty are like gorillas . But instead of throwing poo, be throw wrenches. They make a much more satisfying 'thunk' when they hit an officer in the head."

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:20 am

Now for something a little deeper...

“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” ~ Anais Nin

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:56 pm

Ok, so a person that turned away from all friends is a Lord of Destruction, something like Sauron and Sidious put together; a person with no friends is completely shallow and basically dead... what else... O yeah, here's thought about a thought: doesn't make sense.

Rhei Lor'akris · Post by **Rhei Lor'akris** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:06 am

Been moving a lot of dirt and rocks lately.

*shrugs* You've seen one basalt rock, you've seen em all.

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:22 am

[quote="Rhei Lor'akris":n0w54trn]Been moving a lot of dirt and rocks lately.

*shrugs* You've seen one basalt rock, you've seen em all.

[/quote:n0w54trn]

What did the Dolorite say to the Basalt?

Gneiss to see you!

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:27 pm

Gay pride's comin' to town...

Better take out the chains...there's gonna' be a fight, and a bloody one at that, bar none. *sigh*

"Protect your brethren" they said...bah!

Alaric Darkrose · Post by **Alaric Darkrose** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:17 am

[quote="Rooky":215rc34u]Gay pride's comin' to town...

Better take out the chains...there's gonna' be a fight, and a bloody one at that, bar none. *sigh*

"Protect your brethren" they said...bah![/quote:215rc34u]We already had our gay pride weekend. Funny that they pick Memorial Day weekend to hog up the beach...in an area that has 5 military bases within an hour's drive. Wonder if it's a coincidence...

Rooky · Post by **Rooky** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:08 am

I had nothing to do with that.
I swear.

...

Honestly.

Rhei Lor'akris · Post by **Rhei Lor'akris** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:59 am

Mm..

Decaf... the anti-coffee...

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:54 pm

Since coffee's called like that because of caffeine, decaf should be called anticoffee? Decoffee?

Rhei Lor'akris · Post by **Rhei Lor'akris** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:09 am

Just something I was musing after watching a MadTV episode of the Coffee Guy.

Gonna get myself another expresso.

Ciao.