Deep philosophical question...

[Argoth]

I object to your objections, and my objection is regarded to the objecion of the objection that Chuck Norris can kill himself, or Chuck Norris can't kill himself, because he is immune to himself, hence he cannot kill himself, whareas he CAN kill himself, because he IS Chuck Norris and he can kill anything with a kich, in regards to anatomy and the fact that none can kick oneself in the face, due to the fact, that he IS Chuck Norris, thus he can do anything:

He can kill himself, and he cannot kill himself at the same time, because this is a question of possibility, and not of fact. Pure speculation allows both interpretations, because its faundation is logic as formal science. Thus, according to logic, the two statements:
1: Chuck Norris can kill himself.
2: Chuck Norris cannot kill himself.
are opposite to each other, hence, one must be false, one must be true.

What have I written? OMG!!!!

Chuck Norris can do anything, hence he CAN kill himself. It's the type of argument: Can God cause himself to stop being?

[Malek]

Yeah...I think.

[Argoth]

You think correctly.

[Malek]

[quote:345eoqlt]You think correctly.[/quote:345eoqlt]

Actually, I was responding to Unen.

[quote:345eoqlt]I object to your objections, and my objection is regarded to the objecion of the objection that Chuck Norris can kill himself, or Chuck Norris can't kill himself, because he is immune to himself, hence he cannot kill himself, whareas he CAN kill himself, because he IS Chuck Norris and he can kill anything with a kich, in regards to anatomy and the fact that none can kick oneself in the face, due to the fact, that he IS Chuck Norris, thus he can do anything:

He can kill himself, and he cannot kill himself at the same time, because this is a question of possibility, and not of fact. Pure speculation allows both interpretations, because its faundation is logic as formal science. Thus, according to logic, the two statements:
1: Chuck Norris can kill himself.
2: Chuck Norris cannot kill himself.
are opposite to each other, hence, one must be false, one must be true.

What have I written? OMG!!!! Shocked

Chuck Norris can do anything, hence he CAN kill himself. It's the type of argument: Can God cause himself to stop being?[/quote:345eoqlt]

Yeah...I think.

[Ix'Chimalxochitzin]

[quote="Malek":wc5fmjm0][quote:wc5fmjm0]You think correctly.[/quote:wc5fmjm0]

Actually, I was responding to Unen.

[quote:wc5fmjm0]I object to your objections, and my objection is regarded to the objecion of the objection that Chuck Norris can kill himself, or Chuck Norris can't kill himself, because he is immune to himself, hence he cannot kill himself, whareas he CAN kill himself, because he IS Chuck Norris and he can kill anything with a kich, in regards to anatomy and the fact that none can kick oneself in the face, due to the fact, that he IS Chuck Norris, thus he can do anything:

He can kill himself, and he cannot kill himself at the same time, because this is a question of possibility, and not of fact. Pure speculation allows both interpretations, because its faundation is logic as formal science. Thus, according to logic, the two statements:
1: Chuck Norris can kill himself.
2: Chuck Norris cannot kill himself.
are opposite to each other, hence, one must be false, one must be true.

What have I written? OMG!!!! Shocked

Chuck Norris can do anything, hence he CAN kill himself. It's the type of argument: Can God cause himself to stop being?[/quote:wc5fmjm0]

Yeah...I think.[/quote:wc5fmjm0]

Chuck Norris = Schrödinger's Cat? o.O

*imagines Chuck in a catgirl suit*

...So [i:wc5fmjm0]that's[/i:wc5fmjm0] why his initials are CN... Coincidence? I think not

[Malek]

I would delete that post if I were you. Chuck Norris might find it and come and roundhouse kick you in the back of your face.

[Avin Jingzu]

ahem...chuck norris could not kill himself for a very simple reason...he is chuck norris...now that i think about it i doubt the world would continue to revolve around the sun if it were not for the awsomeness that is called chuck norris (it's a joke ok). but seriously bullets dodge chuck norris, chuck norris dosent fall he flies, chuck norris dosent breath air he breathe's awsomeness, so according to all of this chuck norris could not kill himself and therefore the question is null and void besides does anyone really wonder what a paradox like that would do to the space time continuom.

[Quin_Larien_Halfling]

you guys are bad... you do know that right? lol.

[Malek]

But Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants to.

[Avin Jingzu]

[quote="Quin_Larien_Halfling"]you guys are bad... you do know that right? lol.[/quote]
Yes we know and i just love confusing people don't even get me satarted on "Fate" i can guarentee you will have a headache if you do

[Malek]

[quote:2ulvtu7d]Yes we know and i just love confusing people don't even get me satarted on "Fate" i can guarentee you will have a headache if you do[/quote:2ulvtu7d]

For the love of God, PLEASE NOOOOOOO!!!

[Quin_Larien_Halfling]

Too bad I am easy to confuse lmaoooo!!!

[Argoth]

O GODS!!!!

[Quin_Larien_Halfling]

LOL! Trust me... the Gods can not help.

[Avin Jingzu]

*scratch's back of head* "heh-heh" let's just drop that subject shall we... i move to ban the original question seeing as it implies a paradox and is therefore imossible to answer...or do i need to contact my insane friend...ok his name is Alex... it is annoying to write my insane friend all the time...and have him talk about what a paradox would do to the time space continueom... or i could tell him to tell you his multiverse theory if you really want a headache (i think malek knows the one i'm talking about).