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Genetic engeneering on humans;
The difference between chimp and man, is bassically one gene. Big whoop? Yes big whoop, and physical appearance is enough...if we were any more similar to them, I'd have to shave my ass twice a day to look decent.
Thus, the difference in genoms is enough to prevent testing on the MONKEYS which is different from an APE.
Another briliant idea is using rats. Yes, humans share a small amount of our genes, because we share a very common ancestor called the OMNIVORE, which makes us, rats, pigs, and some other happy-trotting little beast come from the same puddle of muck.
Oh, and the genetical difference between a rat and a human is three genes. Notice a slight difference between us? Appart the whiskers of course.
So, effectively when our briliant Amarican, higly educated "I can't find USA on the map because it doesn't have anything to do with Science" scientist and other so overly important, yet shadowed figures, go test breast cancer on a shaved rat, and when the rat (would you imagine) DOESN'T grow a giant cancer near it's ass what do we get?
"This year there will be no breast cancer because the lab results on tests on rats don't show it...Back to you Stacy and your plastic image."
Seriously,why do they use animals when you can grab some optimistic idiot of a hippy off the streets?
Take my cousin for example - if you tell her she will do good for all of humanity and spread peace and friendship in the world and stop all wars so we all can live in the light of God she'll let you throw her in a pool of cyanide.
*sigh*
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I'm done now.
The difference between chimp and man, is bassically one gene. Big whoop? Yes big whoop, and physical appearance is enough...if we were any more similar to them, I'd have to shave my ass twice a day to look decent.
Thus, the difference in genoms is enough to prevent testing on the MONKEYS which is different from an APE.
Another briliant idea is using rats. Yes, humans share a small amount of our genes, because we share a very common ancestor called the OMNIVORE, which makes us, rats, pigs, and some other happy-trotting little beast come from the same puddle of muck.
Oh, and the genetical difference between a rat and a human is three genes. Notice a slight difference between us? Appart the whiskers of course.
So, effectively when our briliant Amarican, higly educated "I can't find USA on the map because it doesn't have anything to do with Science" scientist and other so overly important, yet shadowed figures, go test breast cancer on a shaved rat, and when the rat (would you imagine) DOESN'T grow a giant cancer near it's ass what do we get?
"This year there will be no breast cancer because the lab results on tests on rats don't show it...Back to you Stacy and your plastic image."
Seriously,why do they use animals when you can grab some optimistic idiot of a hippy off the streets?
Take my cousin for example - if you tell her she will do good for all of humanity and spread peace and friendship in the world and stop all wars so we all can live in the light of God she'll let you throw her in a pool of cyanide.
*sigh*
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I'm done now.
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[quote="Talwyn Aureliano":2se3wtcx]A thought of the day curtesy of Fallout 3:
An iradiated cat has 18 half lives[/quote:2se3wtcx]
ROFL
Hadn't gotten that in Fallout 3 yet.
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An iradiated cat has 18 half lives[/quote:2se3wtcx]
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Hadn't gotten that in Fallout 3 yet.
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[quote:39q39e12]In regards to boxers vs brief topic:
well I wear boxers. Briefs are for those who are but boxers are for men who handle heavy machinary [/quote:39q39e12]
[color=olive:39q39e12]Oooh, please do elaborate...
And as for the [b:39q39e12]Meaning of Life[/b:39q39e12] I watched Monty Python: The Meaning of Life the other day, interesting perspective I must say. I know everything now! [/color:39q39e12]
well I wear boxers. Briefs are for those who are but boxers are for men who handle heavy machinary [/quote:39q39e12]
[color=olive:39q39e12]Oooh, please do elaborate...
And as for the [b:39q39e12]Meaning of Life[/b:39q39e12] I watched Monty Python: The Meaning of Life the other day, interesting perspective I must say. I know everything now! [/color:39q39e12]
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[color=olive:1xpqap6c]Oh, stop! I'm gonna die! That scene was "disgustingly-funny."
-Get the E.G, the B.P Monitor, and the A.V.P.
-Oh, and get the machine that goes PING!
-Get the most expensive one in case the administrator comes.
-What do I do?
-Nothing dear, your not qualified.
-What's that?
-That's the machine that goes PING!
-Lets you know that your baby is stiiill ALIVE!
I wouldn't want those doctors at my kid's birth[/color:1xpqap6c]
-Get the E.G, the B.P Monitor, and the A.V.P.
-Oh, and get the machine that goes PING!
-Get the most expensive one in case the administrator comes.
-What do I do?
-Nothing dear, your not qualified.
-What's that?
-That's the machine that goes PING!
-Lets you know that your baby is stiiill ALIVE!
I wouldn't want those doctors at my kid's birth[/color:1xpqap6c]