The Joke Thread

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Post by Kiaransalyn »

A riposte. :)
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Post by Talwyn Aureliano »

Ahh The Legue.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy beyond left field are those Gentlemen :eek: Comedy that is so twisted that it is essentially horror :uh-huh: :devil: ;)



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Post by Talwyn Aureliano »

A song for the times ;)


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I'll make this my last one as my tea-break is nearly finished.

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One more moment of fun :angel:


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Post by T'risstree Helviiryn »

:lol:

The Kickin' Ass song...very funny :lol:


edit -

I just watched the Roawn Atkinson video


LMAO!!! :lol:


I'm sending that one on... ;)
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

I got this in an e-mail from family. So funny!!


After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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I was chatting on-line with a friend of mine a while back, and he told me this: He was registering for a web-site, and it asked him to create a password for his profile. Just for fun, he typed in p*nis as his password. Then the site told him that his password was too short.....

Naturally, my response was "How did it know?"

His excuse? He was using a lap-top!
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When people remains in deep sleep then they makes many [url=http://www.funnp.com/jokes/12_funny_jok ... l:1y9ak6q6]sleep jokes[/url:1y9ak6q6], such as talking in deep sleep, walking in sleep, laughing in sleep, crying in sleep and much more. When these sleep jokes are made then the joke maker realizes nothing and other people makes laugh for these jokes.
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[quote="Journey":2i3apoeb]<snip>When these sleep jokes are made then the joke maker realizes nothing and other people makes laugh for these jokes.[/quote:2i3apoeb]

I did consider deleting this, however website despite some ads, does point to some jokes. Nothing that impressed me. I looked at google image, not actual website it indicated no warnings, however was not reported safe either.
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Post by Rainbow Prism »

Funny thing - I know one idiot who was walking in sleep and asking if I wanted to hear a joke.
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Post by Rainbow Prism »

Anyway...

Lhaeo came to Elminster, who was sitting in his chair with his pipe and blank expression on his face.
- Elminster, is it true you saw the overgod Ao?
In reply, old wizard gave long thoughtful stare to the scribe and offered him his pipe.
- Smoke some of it. You will see much more astounding things.
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