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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:56 am
by Aylstra Illianniis
"I make this look good."
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:27 pm
by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
"What do you mean, how did I get in here? Intruder window, obviously."
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:23 am
by Darkros
What... did you do, Ray?
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:07 pm
by Rhei Lor'akris
"Vyes, vlook into my eyes, and step vforth!"
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:39 pm
by Aylstra Illianniis
"With a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion" (Much funnier if you've seen the Disney Three Musketeers movie....)
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:46 pm
by Darkros
"Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [he carves a "V" into a sign] The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:27 pm
by Aylstra Illianniis
"How YOu doin?"
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:04 pm
by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
"you know you want it"
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:01 am
by Rhei Lor'akris
"Duke Arlon's manor will receive a lovely visit, tonight."
Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:18 pm
by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
"I can see the future. I can read the weave of fate.
Yours involves a lot of screaming in the short-term."
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:06 pm
by Aylstra Illianniis
"You called me a horse's WHAT?!!"
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:30 am
by Darkros
Does this sword make my ass look big?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:20 pm
by Rizzen
"Hello ladies, now look at your man. Now look at me. Now back at your man. Now [b:2d3pf6fc]back[/b:2d3pf6fc] to me. Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladys' scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like! What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it, its an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are [b:2d3pf6fc]now[/b:2d3pf6fc] diamonds! Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice, and not a lady. I’m on a horse."
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:28 am
by Darkros
-Old Spice Odor Blocker Body Wash is so powerfull it can block B.O. for 16 hours! It's blocking powers as powerful as me!
-Yeah it is.
-Who said that?!? Was that my left bicep? Nah, it was my-
-Aaabdominals!
-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!
~breaks through wall~YAAAAH! Odor Blocker Body Wash is too powerful to let this comment end!
BLOCK! BUILDING KICK! EXPLOSIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!Â!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:16 pm
by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
coyly, "just try it, i dare you."