kiss or kill?

Inriiaynrae Jaelre · Post by **Inriiaynrae Jaelre** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:57 am

*ducks and blows a kiss- with some flour*

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:13 am

Takes the flour and bakes cookies for everyone

Luexena Deana · Post by **Luexena Deana** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:36 am

[quote="Aylstra Illianniis":3sxbl6vo] Then casts "Enlarge Assets to make Luaxena's boobs really huge so she falls on her face.... (Yeah, I'm having WAAY too much fun with this...

)[/quote:3sxbl6vo]

*resists the feeble spell with her uber drowish spell resistance, then pours tar at Lothir and covers him with feathers*

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:46 am

BAD Luaxena! No cookies for you!

casts clean cantrip on self, then uses fascinate to get all the ladies to follow him off into a hot tub....

Luexena Deana · Post by **Luexena Deana** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:02 am

*casts 'summon Vala' and watches her kick Lothir around for flirting with other ladies!*

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:32 pm

Spoil sport...

Uses Prestidigitation to make a bouquet of roses to appease Vala, then uses it to make a bucket of water magically appear over Luaxena's head and dump on her.

veraka · Post by **veraka** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:17 pm

Wipes pie away from face with an evil grin on it;
"Tsk Tsk; Lothir and here I thought you were civilized; guess not."

THIS time, open-handed whap across the head, followed by sliced and diced pickle presented on silver platter.

"I believe this is yours."

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:27 pm

No cookie for you either V!

"Civilized? Yes. A joker? ALWAYS!!" *evil grin*

Looks down at pickle with a vaguely nervous expression. "Good thing that wasn't my..."

Pulls out wine bottle and hands to Veraka. "Truce?"

Luexena Deana · Post by **Luexena Deana** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:13 pm

*steals the bottle and runs away*

veraka · Post by **veraka** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:52 pm

((ROFL

best reaction yet))

"Cookies are nice, but plain chocolate is better."

Looks at Lothir with a dumbfounded expression as bottle is stolen from right out under him.
"it's a good thing I usually don't drink anyways,"

"Truce, for the moment." quickly pulls out banana peel and throws right in front of af Luexena's path.

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:54 pm

Casts Grease in case she misses the peel, and falls over laughing when she slips on her butt.

Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar · Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:39 pm

*while distracted reaches into pocket for coins then turns to munching on the cookies*

((this thread shoulda been started sooner))

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:42 pm

Whose pocket? mine are empty....

Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar · Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:48 pm

*realizes nothing in there then taps shoulder and vanished from sight*

Aylstra Illianniis · Post by **Aylstra Illianniis** » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:50 pm

Uses fairie fire on her. "I SEE you!!!"