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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

Very simple game. Take a quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, whatever - just a quote. Then change one of its words to Pants.

"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."
"I find your lack of Pants Disturbing."
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"You idiots! You've captured their stunt pants!"

or

"There's a shortage of perfect pants in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

taking it from my avatar quote: "[i:4fzru6rl]Pants [/i:4fzru6rl]is both friend and enemy"
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Post by Rhei Lor'akris »

Barf: ... What the hell was that?
Lone Starr: Pants.
Barf: They've gone to plaid!
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Ah, another Spaceballs fan, I see, lol!!


Connor: "Did you f***in see that?!"
Rocco: "Is it pants?"
(This one's really funny if you've seen a certain scene from Boondock Saints...)
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

"[i:16ebzbkj]Pants [/i:16ebzbkj]that can possible go wrong, does" (murphy's law)

"With [i:16ebzbkj]pants[/i:16ebzbkj], I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon" (Albert Einstein (to Heinrich Zanger, Dec 1919))

In a system, a process that occurs will tend to increase the total [i:16ebzbkj]pants [/i:16ebzbkj]of the universe. (formulation of the second law that refers to entropy directly)
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Wow, that's deep....

"May the pants be with you." (Gawd, I HOPE so, lol!!)

"I've got a bad feeling about pants."
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Post by Shir'le E. Illios »

Some Princess Bride quotes...

Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]. Prepare to die."

Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? [i:1u8uqgzb]PANTS[/i:1u8uqgzb]."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


And the obligatory Monty Python quotes...

"Always look on the bright side of [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]."

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb] is no basis for a system of government!"

"NOBODY expects the Spanish [i:1u8uqgzb]Pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]!"


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Post by Bergeth'fryn »

"Beware, for you your stare overlong into the pants, the pants will also stare back into you"
"Behold, I teach you the uber pants, and thus spoke zarathustra"
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that pants does not prove anything."
"A subject for a great poet would be god's boredom after the seventh day of pants"
"after coming into contact with a religious man i always feel i must was my pants"
gotta love Nietzsche!!
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

"We're knights of the round pants..."

"You're not afraid of the pants, are you?"
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Post by Rhei Lor'akris »

"You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape pants? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the pants, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the tailor and remove a threat to his kind."

Slightly altered to fit the theme. :p
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

"May you [i:1kyeo7cz]pants [/i:1kyeo7cz]all the days of your life!"

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which [i:1kyeo7cz]pants [/i:1kyeo7cz]has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by [i:1kyeo7cz]pants[/i:1kyeo7cz].
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

pants is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Because I'm REALLY bored.....


Give me liberty of give me pants! (Um, can I have both?)

We hold these pants to be self-evident....
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"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

From 'Cross Of Iron,' a very good film:

"What is needed on the eastern front are pants of qvality."

And ib4mg:
"They may take our pants, but they will never take our FREEDOM!"

And finally:
"All your pants are belong to us!
Someone set up us the pants!
Go pants! For great justice!
You have no chance to survive make your pants!"

Memetic dissonance ftw.
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