An ode to the Wand of Sleep

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CrankyOzzie
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An ode to the Wand of Sleep

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Started playing a wizard/rogue on talus yesterday. She was running from everything in sight, until she saved up enough gold to buy teh l337 low lvl itam!!!!!11111! A Wand of Sleep. Has made things so much easier for her. Here is a little poem she made up for it.


O, Wand of Sleep, you are so great
O, Wand of Sleep, you're my best mate
I use you on the nasty critters
At level 3, they're such hard hitters
I make them go to sleep
And then I cut them deep
O, Wand of Sleep!

O, Wand of Sleep, you're really nifty
Handy for when things get shifty
Rarely have I had to run
Ever since you came along
You send the nasties fast asleep
I stick them with my blade so deep
O, Wand of Sleep!

O, Wand of Sleep, you're just the best
Saved me many times
From being made a mess
I suppose one day I'll grow out of you
But until that day, until I do
O, Wand of Sleep, you're a low level wizard/rogue's best friend!
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Post by Nedylene »

lol..that remins me of what i sing whenever im running around a graveyard ( applies in most any game)
All around the graveyard
Hacking up some zombies
The skeletons think its all in fun
Pop!
Goes the zombie....
hmmm..think i rpg too much?
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