Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:25 am
Wow. I hath emptied the unemptiable. >w<
*looks to the man in front, shurgs*
thats a cheep machine. it has now broken down 2x's!
*incert coffee bean*
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:06 pm
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 4:48 am
You get a [url=http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Jellybean_ ... 9:rlyyjupl]Jellybean[/url:rlyyjupl]!
*inserts Scroll of Mending*
*inserts Scroll of Mending*
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:06 am
You get a sewing kit.
Inserts a rabbit's foot.
Inserts a rabbit's foot.
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:20 am
You get a lock of [i:jyhswv1j]hare[/i:jyhswv1j].
*Inserts Blowfish poison gland*
*Inserts Blowfish poison gland*
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:50 am
You get a vial of Zombinol. (Folks who've seen Serpent and the Rainbow will get this....)
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:44 pm
*Vending machine waits hungerly to be fed again*
you forgot to insert something.
*Inserts a [b:2yn4idal]Dryad Tongue[/b:2yn4idal]
[b:2yn4idal]Minimum Ranks:[/b:2yn4idal] 6
[b:2yn4idal]Cut:[/b:2yn4idal] Head
[b:2yn4idal]Servings:[/b:2yn4idal] 1
[b:2yn4idal]Cook DC:[/b:2yn4idal] 20
[b:2yn4idal]Augment:[/b:2yn4idal] Yes
[b:2yn4idal]Ingredient Creatures:[/b:2yn4idal] Dryad
This dish is often considered to be a delicacy, but only by those with somewhat loose morals. The tongue is usually grilled, then chopped into thin slices. It‘s not a lot of food, but it‘s flavor is a strange and quite pleasant combination of the sweetness of fresh fruit and the texture of meat.
The eater of this dish gains the ability to speak with plants, as though under a speak with plants spell, and can use entangle as a spell-like ability at-will. The eater also gains a +4 bonus to bluff, and diplomacy checks.
Augment:
For every 5 points you beat the DC by, the bonus to bluff and diplomacy increases by +2.[/size:2yn4idal]
you forgot to insert something.
*Inserts a [b:2yn4idal]Dryad Tongue[/b:2yn4idal]
[b:2yn4idal]Minimum Ranks:[/b:2yn4idal] 6
[b:2yn4idal]Cut:[/b:2yn4idal] Head
[b:2yn4idal]Servings:[/b:2yn4idal] 1
[b:2yn4idal]Cook DC:[/b:2yn4idal] 20
[b:2yn4idal]Augment:[/b:2yn4idal] Yes
[b:2yn4idal]Ingredient Creatures:[/b:2yn4idal] Dryad
This dish is often considered to be a delicacy, but only by those with somewhat loose morals. The tongue is usually grilled, then chopped into thin slices. It‘s not a lot of food, but it‘s flavor is a strange and quite pleasant combination of the sweetness of fresh fruit and the texture of meat.
The eater of this dish gains the ability to speak with plants, as though under a speak with plants spell, and can use entangle as a spell-like ability at-will. The eater also gains a +4 bonus to bluff, and diplomacy checks.
Augment:
For every 5 points you beat the DC by, the bonus to bluff and diplomacy increases by +2.[/size:2yn4idal]
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:26 am
get a mad faerie
*Incerts faerie dust*
*Incerts faerie dust*
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:32 am
*gets a scroll of disintegration*
*inserts scroll of Summon Harem*
*inserts scroll of Summon Harem*
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:37 am
You get 'lucky.'
*inserts a 2.0 core rulebook*
*inserts a 2.0 core rulebook*
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 5:43 am
You get Dungeon Master! (from the 80's cartoon)
Insert a cat toy.
Insert a cat toy.
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:36 am
you get a confused puppy
*incert Alystra*
*incert Alystra*
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:45 am
You get drow babies!! (Cause if you insert HIM in something.... yeah. 
)
Insert an iPhone
)Insert an iPhone
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:48 am
you got a land line phone with the spinning number dialer
*inserts mentos*
if someone adds diet coke i will laugh...yall should do that aiming it at someone while doing. [/size:30fsjydb]
*inserts mentos*
if someone adds diet coke i will laugh...yall should do that aiming it at someone while doing. [/size:30fsjydb]
Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 8:28 am
You get mens toes.
*inserts Scroll of Power Word Orgasm!*
*inserts Scroll of Power Word Orgasm!*