The Vending Machine.

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Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

you get blueberries

*incerts a raspberry*
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Cipherof3vil
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Post by Cipherof3vil »

*gets a Blackberry*

*inserts Enlarged scroll of Black Tentacles*
Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get C'thulu!

Inserts calimari....
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

yum!

A giant mad squid pops out!

*inserts stupid bill*
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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

You get an intelligent duck.

*inserts twinkle and icingdeath*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get- An angry Drizzt looking for his swords....

Inserts ice cream cone
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

You get a scoop of ice cream, but sadly find that you have nothing to put it in.

*inserts irony*
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

you got a greek tragedy

*inserting super glue*
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Post by Bhaern Quel »

((Well super glue has been used before, however see no reason another could be inserted.))

You receive a 10 foot long pole.

Inserts a copper coin.
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Rainbow Prism
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Post by Rainbow Prism »

A sign with word 'Cheapskate!' on common falls out of the vending hole.

*inserts a finger*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

It gets chomped, and the machine spits the fingernail out.

Inserts a set of meditation balls.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Rainbow Prism »

Vending machine trembles, forcing something out of itself, succeeding in spitting out a large thick tome of "The Way for dummies".

*inserts another finger*
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

It sows on a shiny red button.

*inserts the correct change*
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

the machine doesnt know how to react, goes into near meltdown before dropping a soda

*insert keycard*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get the hotel manager.


Inserts a computer mouse.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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