The Vending Machine.

[Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind]

You get a pony.

*inserts an original printing of Sheng-ji Yang's 'Essays on Mind and Matter' *

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

yeah a pony!

*you got a bag of chocolate and get glomped by a chocoholic*

*incerts...(dum dum dum) a quarter*

[Aylstra Illianniis]

You get- five nickels. (It was a Florida quarter... )

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

b/c i just moved from Florida...

*incerts a dart*

[veraka]

Out shoots a drow-sleeping poison dart, knocking you out instantly.

A voice emanates from the machine "Muhahahahhahaa"

*inserts triple chocolate chip cookie*

[Kiaransalyn]

*receive a lettuce leaf*

*inserts an old brown shoe*

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

out comes a strip of leather, neatly braided.

*inserting a smiley from the emoticons* (b/c i saw them in the corner of my eye)

[Aylstra Illianniis]

Out pops an angel! (Cause ya' didn't say which smiley- I'm just assumin' it was the angel one....)

Inserts Elmisnter's pipe.

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

u get a magical bunch of 'pipeweed'

*inserts a doughnut*

[Aylstra Illianniis]

You get- a portable hole (it was the doughnut hole....)

Inserts a broom

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

((ooo i been wanting a portable hole...))

get a mop-broom mix back (like they advertise on tv whatever their called)

*inserts a marker*

[Rhei Lor'akris]

Out comes a white-board

*inserts a chocolate chip cookie*

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

*a rogue steals ur cookie*

but u get a picture of a cookie

*inserting a feather*

[Aylstra Illianniis]

You get a chicken...

Inserts a dog bone

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

a rabid puppy bounds down the chute

*insert the stupid sierns i keep hearing*

((i hate the city!!! why did i pick a school in a big city?))