The Vending Machine.

[Argoth]

you get a computer mouse to feed the rubber snake

*inserts lawnmower*

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

all right!
your reality check Just bounced

*inserts a spork killing gnome*

[veraka]

Out pops a spoon with a fork/knife as it's other end; it laughs manically at you, saying "NOW look what you have created, MUhHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Inserts a monkey-shaped coffee mug

[Talwyn Aureliano]

An enormous steam driven piano played by a crazed monkey wearing a red & white stripped vest and a straw boater hat and who has suspicious white power marks under its nostrils flies out while the strains of Col. Bogeys March can be heard.

*Inserts a recording of a blank cheque*

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

gets an 8 track (i think their called)

*inserting shiney object that has stolen my attention*

[Aramil Galanodel]

You get Icendeath and Twinkle with their sheaths.

-inserts a stilletto-

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

waiting waiting, out pops a very nice Bear Recurve Bow (well i just got one...)

*incerting hex key*

[Rhei Lor'akris]

receives a bottle of Captain Morgan and a six pack of Coca Cola.

*puts in a jade hairpin*

[Aramil Galanodel]

*recieves all of Mozart's scores and a skilled bard to play all of the music.

*Puts in Blind Guardian CD*

[Aylstra Illianniis]

You get- a blind guy with a seeing-eye dog!

Inserts a spider...

[Kiaransalyn]

*receives a beautiful set of silk lingerie*

*inserts a silver spoon*

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

tarnished brass fork

*insert the plug*

[Rhei Lor'akris]

*gets electrocuted*

*stuffs in a large chunk of quartzite*

[Kiaransalyn]

*receives a small chunk of quartzite*

*introduces a bunch of flowers*

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

out comes a baggie of water (and thats what they have in haiti...it neat looking)

*incerts lightsabor* (b/c i saw one in the corner of my eye)