The Vending Machine.
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- Rainbow Prism
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Decided to try again :P
The Automated Retail kiosk dispenses a wedding ring.
Inserts a can of adventurer-be-gone.
Inserts a can of adventurer-be-gone.
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Re: The Vending Machine.
out comes an ogre deity
*incert pants from another thread*
*incert pants from another thread*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
You get thread from another pants.
*inserts a gold piece on a string, so I can get it back out again afterwards*
*inserts a gold piece on a string, so I can get it back out again afterwards*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
the machine gets angry, slurps up the string and your arm in payment
you got a flesh eating virus!
*incerts carved pumpkin*
you got a flesh eating virus!
*incerts carved pumpkin*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
You get 14 metric tons of candy.
*inserts my tongue*
*inserts my tongue*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
The tongue gets jammed in slot and book falls out of prize pocket. With one glance you can say it is named "101 ways to get the stuck body part out of mechanisms*. Using your extraordinary super powers, you manage to read it and use the gained knowledge to gain freedom.
*throws in a towel so it could clean the machine of drool.*
*throws in a towel so it could clean the machine of drool.*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
The towel comes back out- autographed by Joe Montana. Don't ask me how.....
Inserts dog collar.
Inserts dog collar.
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"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491
A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
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Re: The Vending Machine.
a puppy! only he's a bit bigger than expected. and not house broken...at all!
*Insert catnip*
*Insert catnip*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
Raksha. THOUSANDS of them.
*inserts 4th edition player's handbook*
I know, I'm a sick man. I had to get rid of it SOMEhow, though!
*inserts 4th edition player's handbook*
I know, I'm a sick man. I had to get rid of it SOMEhow, though!
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Re: The Vending Machine.
the machine get sick and plants curses on you.
*insert bubbles*
*insert bubbles*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
You get a j-pop cd
*inserts zombie hand*
*inserts zombie hand*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
Despite the attempts to continue life and escape the vending machine trying to crawl out with it's fingers, chomping machine finally swallows it with sounds of screeching saws. With short 'ding' a hamburger is handed out. Despite the delicious aroma, you wonder if you should eat it.
*Inserts wooden nickel*
*Inserts wooden nickel*
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Re: The Vending Machine.
You get a set of wooden dentures (First thing that came to mind)
*inserts music cd*
*inserts music cd*
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