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Delvaro
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Post by Delvaro »

You get Ice-tea.

*Inserts a compute mouse*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get a cat scan.

Inserts a Beatles CD.
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"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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You get a Frank Sinatra CD

*inserts a bowl of rat stew*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get an R.O.U.S. (I don't think they exist...)

Inserts a donkey
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Delvaro »

Damn, a rat of unnatural size. havent heard of them in a while, brough a smile to me face :P

You get a mule

*inserts a USB connection cable*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Well, it is technically Rodents of unusual size, but that's okay!!

You get an iPod

Inserts a kitchen sink (cause we've put everything ELSE in there...)
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Delvaro »

Yeah, but rodents are usualy rats, really. and an Ipod. just needed one of those!

You get a bathtub

*inserts a coin*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get a repair bill for all the stuff that's been inserted in there, lol!

Inserts a credit card.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Delvaro »

Haha, has anybody actualy inserted a coin in there???

You get a piece of paper that says "we do not accept credit cards" and you dont get your card back.

*inserts a cake*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Velkyn Val''''Serra
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

couple times...

get back half eaten and candles blown out

*inserts bowl of peas (yeah i know cheezy, but its lunch)
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You get an undead frost giant (O.o)

*inserts a goblin*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get Jerath

Inserts a pig
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
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Post by Delvaro »

You get an orc

*inserts, more likely shoving an elephant*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Velkyn Val''''Serra
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

a peanut flies out at your head

*incerts mint*
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Post by Delvaro »

You get a chilli pepper flying at yer mouth!

*inserts a cellphone*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Velkyn Val''''Serra
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