Libertarian dwarves and fascist moon elves!

Bergeth'fryn · Post by **Bergeth'fryn** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:42 pm

Please post all things paradoxica here. Albino ateist drow clerics! please post anything rather it is cleverly entertaining or flat out ridonculous!

Gareth Ravenmantle · Post by **Gareth Ravenmantle** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:22 pm

Oxymorons? Okay.

Eyes wide shut.

Done.

Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:17 am

the liveing dead!

Bergeth'fryn · Post by **Bergeth'fryn** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:39 pm

LOL!!! Nice, i hadn't even thought of that.

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:39 pm

midnight sun

burning cold

joyful misery

there - a few oxymorons

Bergeth'fryn · Post by **Bergeth'fryn** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:28 pm

All of them nice [i:opytzsml]but[/i:opytzsml].... I was thinking more along the line of D&D contradictions, like communist drow or nazi gnomes

Gareth Ravenmantle · Post by **Gareth Ravenmantle** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:39 pm

[quote="Bergeth'fryn":1o6z618w]All of them nice [i:1o6z618w]but[/i:1o6z618w].... I was thinking more along the line of D&D contradictions, like communist drow or nazi gnomes[/quote:1o6z618w]

How is Nazi Gnomes contradictory?

You know what?

*BAM*

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Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:03 am

D$D oxymorons eh? ok iv got a few, pasafist orks, dumb mindflayers more to come when i think of them...

Talwyn Aureliano · Post by **Talwyn Aureliano** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:17 am

autistic abboleth

benign beholder

vegetarian werewolf

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:19 am

Hippi Githyanki

Ok, I'm not good at this, but how about a stoned troll?

Bergeth'fryn · Post by **Bergeth'fryn** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:52 pm

LOL HAHAHAHA!!