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*jumps back, does a double moonsault and a rotating summersault, lands on a one hand, lifts himself back into the air, does another three moonsault, lands on the table and gets hit in the face by the pie. eats the fireball for added flavour*
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

*put out fire with [b:3a6h120d]foamy [/b:3a6h120d]extinguisher* hehehe....
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*Spits out the [b:2x1c7zwb]foamy[/b:2x1c7zwb] substance*
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*puts octopus in back of pants* saw it in a comic...lol[/size:125l32sy]
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*slaps with a living fish!*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Tells him to go cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring
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throws a random halfling that was passing by
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

*takes wallet while he tosses the halfling*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Halfling toss, HA!! A favorite pastime for drunk orcs....

Kisses her and grabs wallet while she's surprised...
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

since she's already apparently infatuated, *kisses back while trying to loot anything of value*

ha! didnt expect he to do that did he! :lol:
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

Of course he did- she's a rogue, after all. :devil:

Grins as she finds something in his pants... "Yikes! didn't know you picked pockets THAT deep!!"
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

i meant the kiss...lol. of course yall know to watch your pockets around Zar. what fun would it be if she didnt keep yall on your toes?

*shakes head, then uses icey hot*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

LOL!! :p Icy Hot- that's harsh...

Grins as she pulls out a cucumber. (Hey, I never said WHAT she found, lol!!)
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*goes into a series of chanting and out from the sleve bursts a bouquet of flowers*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

*sneaks in a mutant venus fly trap*

I didnt say where i put the icey hot.... ;)

and if u wonder, back in the dorms the [i:bs9i27ak]guys [/i:bs9i27ak]had an icey hot contest...
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