Twenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere

[Argoth]

Oh, I enjoy a good whipping.

[Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind]

[quote="Argoth":3ebqfuz0]Oh, I enjoy a good whipping.[/quote:3ebqfuz0]

Love hurts. As long as you're doing it right. ^.~

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

hahaha...or is it mahahaha...

"sticks & stones break your bones, and whips and chains amuse me."

but who seriouly doesnt like a good weapon? I'm still looking to add to my collection. A friend of mine has a wall of weapons...

[Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind]

[i:3gebp16m]Never [/i:3gebp16m]be first.

[i:3gebp16m]Never [/i:3gebp16m]be last.

[i:3gebp16m]Never [/i:3gebp16m]volunteer for [i:3gebp16m]anything[/i:3gebp16m]!

[Dirzendar]

When in doubt, volunteer a friend for that dangerous, possibly suicidal mission.

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

use them meathead, i mean meatshields

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

because pages in the regular forums have been neglected, i found an old topic...


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.”

[Aylstra Illianniis]

Hmm, things I learned at Melee Magthere? How about If its smaller than you, you can probably kick it- unless it's a spider- then it will tell its "mommy", and YOU'LL get kicked!"

[Kiaransalyn]

"Don't drop the soap in the showers."
"If you do, don't pick it up."

"It is a dagger in his trousers, and he isn't pleased to see you."

"Drink for the thirst to come."

"Eat, drink and make merry for tomorrow we might die."

"Hell hath no fury like a priestess scorned."

"If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking."

"Keep your blade sharp and your wits sharper."

"Orcs, goblins and bugbears are not useless, someone has to trigger the traps."

"The duergar in the rearview mirror may be bigger than he appears."

[Shir'le E. Illios]

[quote="Kiaransalyn":20ixmr9h]"If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking."[/quote:20ixmr9h]
And here I thought it was: "If at first you don't succeed, you're probably dead."


Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le

[Aylstra Illianniis]

Another one: Never accept dinner invitations from the illithid next door.

[Kiaransalyn]

[quote="Shir'le E. Illios":1cwnokr9][quote="Kiaransalyn":1cwnokr9]"If at first you don't succeed, keep sucking."[/quote:1cwnokr9]
And here I thought it was: "If at first you don't succeed, you're probably dead."

Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le[/quote:1cwnokr9]


I don't think anyone succeeds in drow culture, they just survive one day at a time.

[Shir'le E. Illios]

Ah, that's fair enough.


Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le

[Rhei Lor'akris]

Withholding pertinent information to the stubborn minded is sometimes a beneficial and least effort self solving problem.

[Inriiaynrae Jaelre]

got this from: http://fantasyrole.org/article_view.asp?id=611

1. Do not play Pun Pun. EVER. While this will ensure your character's survival even in the face of the wrath of all deities COMBINED, your own party members are liable to beat you to death while the DM turns a blind eye.
[i:3an50juu](whatever that is)[/i:3an50juu]

2. For you hentai fans out there, remember: Illithids are asexual beings. You have been warned.

3. New characters should not tick off an entire colony of shocker lizards.

4. Desecrating an altar of Gruumsh with an AK-47? Bad idea. Being the DM who made this scenario possible in the FIRST PLACE? Worse.

5. A necklace of fireballs is not a suitable toy for a level two character. Neither are crossbow bolts filled with explosive oil. Most especially, these two things should never be given to lowbies in the same party.

6. Never taunt the tarrasque.

7. In fact, if you see the tarrasque, run.

8. Actually, forget that. Gate your but outta there. NOW.

9. Unless, of course, you are too low level a party to have access to Gate, in which case, kick your DM in the skin because they deserve no less.

10. Aside from being impolitic in ANY situation, one must ESPECIALLY refrain from the use of "the N word" while touring drow colonies.
[i:3an50juu](well it shouldnt be used at all period)[/i:3an50juu]

11. If you ever need to apply rule 10, you are WRONG. What the heck are you doing in a drow colony to begin with?!

12. Unless you are playing a drow. Shame on you. Extra stabbings if you wield two scimitars. A smack if you named yourself Drizzt or anything close.

13. Do not call the paladin "Tin Grin".

14. Do not call the wizard "Winky".

15. Do not address a duergar thane as "Shorty".

16. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

17. Drinking unidentified potions is bad.

18. Waving around unidentified wands is worse.

19. On second thought, if you don't know what it does, leave it untouched in your pack until you can figure it out.

20. Unless it starts making funny noises or glowing in a creepy fashion. Discard it IMMEDIATELY.