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No, see this is how you do it.

*throws purple-green farie fire moltave cocktails everywhere*

*strugles briefly, relizes duct tape is too strong, casts flee*
hehe. I gots away. And teh poor hill kitty no can has drowburger.

<t>Grasping the frail hand carefully, Drithor helped to put her into the saddle before untying the reigns. Slipping up behind the girl, he set Shadow into a steady canter angled slightly northeast. The forest seemed still, but he didn't want to take any chances again. Slipping into the thermal spect...

Well, considering you duct taped my "spear" to an angry mountain lion in another thread, I think I have goon reason to be.

<t>Traveling through the corridors of House Elisep'ghym, Tazaste Uhlsnarafein Malfume prepared to meet up with his Soldiers in the courtyard. The 27th house would fall tonight, and no one would know until Narbondel was lighted in the morning. Sighting a guard ahead of him, Tazaste stepped into the s...

...Not that kind of spear.

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*pokes with spear*

Hey! Stop chaseing my dinner!

*pokes again*

I've fought for fun once or twice in the SCA, but I've never been serious about it. I'm more of a kill-you-at-fifty-yards archer kinda guy.

<t>"As you wish, dear." Drithor shrugged as he put the bandages and salve back into his pouch. "Now, the caves are this way. We can rest and eat there. And I have another ally there already, waiting." Haveing said that, the Drow quickly changed clothes again, picked up the drow he had drugged, layed...

<t>Drithor pulled a jar of salve from his hip bag, along with a roll of bandages. "Birdo! Take the collar off as well! Now, this salve will help to heal your wounds. Will you let me apply it? And Lady Shaiith, would you please put your weapon away? It is no longer needed." Birdo stared at the collor...

I don't think Drithor does. He relies mainly on blades, stealth, and his natural drowic abilities.

Thank you, Shir'le. I now have my signature.

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<t>Drithor quickly stepped out of the path of his dagger. [i:142zlian]Damn it. bird, get the hell over here. Break the shackels on this girl so we can hopefully make it to the caves by daybreak.[/i:142zlian] He thought while at the same time saying "Careful, girl. I will not hurt you. I just want to...