Smacking down Afein'Vasfryn

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Smacking down Afein'Vasfryn

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Ok this how i smacked down my cousins in command on the D&D table. But first go to General Discussion and read "Convert to the will of Bane....or Die". ok we were combining our groups for a joint adventure between good and evil, we had three DM's and 10 players. I got seperated from my group and i'm a Drow Ranger 8/Barbarian 4 and the other parties fighter, Afein'Vasfryn Drow Fighter 12 the "Dark Executioner" :roll:. they are all drow followers of bane. so we're staring each other down, me in my studded leather and with my two shortswords and him with his adamantine chainmail, bastard sword and spiked chain. we started to fight and we're going on for 5 minutes and he hasn't hit me once while i hit him everytime, i do little damage. Finally he rolls a 1 to hit annnnnd he gets his sword stuck in a tree! :D. Thats when i started my rage and i'm just pummeling him. The he rolls another 1.... his chain gets caught in the branches of the same tree with sword! then my animal companion shows up (an elk) and gores. this is where the fun stops... i'm about to finish him off when my cuz shows up (Cleric of Bane) and i have to run for my life. it gave me much joy doing that to the Weapons Master of the Honored Chidren of the God Bane :angel:
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Ah, sounds like fun. A ridiculed enemy is better than a dead one because he KNOWS he's beaten. Sounds like something I DMed once; my friend had a human paladin with a longsward and punching dagger, my other friend had an ogre barbarian (who was actually a few levels higher I think) with a great axe. Barbarian goes first, rages, and criticals for 45 damage.

The paladin won...
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Post by Shir'le E. Illios »

Moved to OOC since this isn't really a story (but more a discussion of events).


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Post by Argoth »

Buahaha ...
This ones better. This elvish ranger (my friend) and me (drow bard). Both level 6. We fight some guy, that was twice as powerful then any of us. So he (meaning the ranger) goes first. Rolls a 1. Drops his two swords. Looks at his hands in amazement. Wanders WTF happened, and how long will it last, till he's dead. Till we're both dead in fact. So me (a bard lvl6... that's not much of a chalange for a 12lvl fighter...) goes critical (using 2 short swords)... 3x critical. I've pushed my blades in his eyeballs before noticed what's going on... The next time I killed a greater (I have no idea how to call that demon spider in English. Anyway it was lvl 13) with one blow (the same bard lvl 6 with two short swords...) while the same ranger tripped over his shoelaces. O and not to mention he was so agile, that he fell off a tree...
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Post by Unen_Stealthfoot »

[color=darkred:3us6lk7j]I had two friends in a campaign playing a monk (based off spiderman) and a pyromancer. The pyro was lvl 7, the monk was lvl 8. The two of them whipped this badass lvl20 wizard/warlock dude. It was insane. I think the monk occupied his attention while the pyro just stared at him until he (the bad guy) exploded. :devil: [/color:3us6lk7j]
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Post by Nedylene »

I pissed a dm off once..he decided to take down my level 5 battle sorceress with a 12 level wizard.. I pulled a rogue , ran around the battlefield and somehow managed to avoid most all of his spells and slap him a few times with my sword before running off like a girl when he started casting again..I was down to 2 hit points and I decided I wasnt going down without a fight so I cast my last spell..I killed a 12th level wizard with a magic missile..
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Woop! Three cheers for magic missile, every mage's favourite spell!

Now did I ever tell you about the time my level one commoner took out the Tarrasque with a spork...
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Post by Unen_Stealthfoot »

[color=darkred:32b5x2qj]*in high, wimpy, nerd voice* "I cast Magic Missile!" :D [/color:32b5x2qj]
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where are the chetoos?
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One (online) gaming session that has become legendary was my Pixie Barbarian. Originally created as a joke character, after a few levels she could stand toe-to-toe with the other melee tanks in the party, and (extended) Rage took care of the racial Str penalty nicely. And then i picked up Improved Knockdown.

Imagine a guy in full armor walking up, ready to kill. Now imagine a 3 foot flying pixie ramming him into the ground, rage, and get lucky on grappling checks.

If the DM wasn't laughing so hard, i'd swear he'd never have forgiven me for humiliating his main villain like that :devil:
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[quote="Thalon Mercrow":3r4vi14w]where are the chetoos?[/quote:3r4vi14w]

I attack the darkness!

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i am gansnalf wizerd of light. i cast magic missile!!!
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[quote="Thalon Mercrow":2kx6663z]i am gansnalf wizerd of light. i cast magic missile!!![/quote:2kx6663z]

I'm gonna get drunk!

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[quote="Ix'Chimalxochitzin":ljrafqti]One (online) gaming session that has become legendary was my Pixie Barbarian. Originally created as a joke character, after a few levels she could stand toe-to-toe with the other melee tanks in the party, and (extended) Rage took care of the racial Str penalty nicely. And then i picked up Improved Knockdown.

Imagine a guy in full armor walking up, ready to kill. Now imagine a 3 foot flying pixie ramming him into the ground, rage, and get lucky on grappling checks.

If the DM wasn't laughing so hard, i'd swear he'd never have forgiven me for humiliating his main villain like that :devil:[/quote:ljrafqti]

Oh, gods...send the character sheet, I BEG YOU!!!
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Post by Ix'Chimalxochitzin »

Hmm... I'd have to recreate it as it's been quite a while ago. I think it went something like this:

[quote:2et5nf05]Pixie: -4 str +8 dex +6 int +4 wis +6 chr

Shinsei
Female Pixie Barbarian 10
Chaotic Good
Representing Maya


Strength 14 (+2)
Dexterity 22 (+6)
Constitution 14 (+2)
Intelligence 16 (+3)
Wisdom 14 (+2)
Charisma 14 (+2)
Size: Small
Height: 2' 8"
Weight: 30 lb
Skin: Tan
Eyes: Green
Hair: Green; Straight

Total Hit Points: 76

Speed: 40 feet [barbarian]

Armor Class: 21 = 10 +2 [leather] +1 [buckler] +6 [dexterity] +1 [small] +1 [pixie]

Touch AC: 16
Flat-footed: 21 [uncanny dodge]
Initiative modifier: +6 = +6 [dexterity]
Fortitude save: +9 = 7 [base] +2 [constitution]
Reflex save: +9 = 3 [base] +6 [dexterity]
Will save: +5 = 3 [base] +2 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld): +13/+8 = 10 [base] +2 [strength] +1 [small]
Attack (unarmed): +13/+8 = 10 [base] +2 [strength] +1 [small]
Attack (missile): +17/+12 = 10 [base] +6 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Grapple check: +8/+3 = 10 [base] +2 [strength] -4 [small]


Light load: 44 lb. or less
Medium load: 44-87 lb.
Heavy load: 88-131 lb.
Lift over head: 131 lb.
Lift off ground: 263 lb.
Push or drag: 656 lb.


Languages: Common Elven Halfling Orc Sylvan

Dagger [1d3, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 10 ft., 1/2 lb., light, piercing]

Sling [1d3, crit x2, range inc. 50 ft., 0 lb, bludgeoning]

Battle Axe [1d6, crit x3, 3 lb., one-handed, slashing]

Leather armor [light; +2 AC; max dex +6; check penalty 0; 7.5 lb.]

Buckler [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 5; 2.5 lb.]

Feats:

Combat Reflexes
Dodge
Power Attack
Cleave
Great Cleave

Traits:

Skill Name - Key - Ability Skill Modifier - Ability Modifier - Ranks - Misc. Modifier
Appraise Int 3 = +3
Balance Dex* 6 = +6
Bluff Cha 7 = +2 +5
Climb Str* 2 = +2
Concentration Con 12 = +2 +10
Craft_1 Int 3 = +3
Craft_2 Int 3 = +3
Craft_3 Int 3 = +3
Diplomacy Cha 6 = +2 +2 [bluff] +2 [sense motive]
Disguise Cha 2 = +2
Escape Artist Dex* 6 = +6
Forgery Int 3 = +3
Gather Information Cha 2 = +2
Heal Wis 2 = +2
Hide Dex* 20 = +6 +10 +4 [small]
Intimidate Cha 17 = +2 +13 +2 [bluff]
Jump Str* 6 = +2 +4 [speed 40]
Listen Wis 14 = +2 +10 +2 [pixie]
Move Silently Dex* 16 = +6 +10
Perform_1 Cha 2 = +2
Perform_2 Cha 2 = +2
Perform_3 Cha 2 = +2
Perform_4 Cha 2 = +2
Perform_5 Cha 2 = +2
Ride Dex 6 = +6
Search Int 15 = +3 +10 +2 [pixie]
Sense Motive Wis 12 = +2 +10
Spot Wis 14 = +2 +10 +2 [pixie]
Survival Wis 2 = +2
Swim Str** 2 = +2
Tumble Dex* 7.5 = +6 +1.5
Use Rope Dex 6 = +6


* = check penalty for wearing armor

Bluff >=5 ranks gives +2 on disguise checks to act in character.
Search >=5 ranks gives +2 on survival checks while tracking.


Pixie:

[list:2et5nf05][*:2et5nf05]-4 strength, +8 dexterity, +6 intelligence, +4 wisdom, +6 charisma (already included)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Fly 60 feet (god)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Low-light vision[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Free "dodge" feat[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Level adjustment +4, or +6 if can use Otto's irresistible dance[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Fey[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage reduction 10/cold iron[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Greater invisibility[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Spell resistance 15+class level[/*:m:2et5nf05][/list:u:2et5nf05]

Barbarian:

[list:2et5nf05][*:2et5nf05]Illiteracy (2 skill points to learn to read)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Rage[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Fast Movement (already included)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Uncanny Dodge (level 2)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Trap Sense (level 3)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Improved Uncanny Dodge (level 5)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage Reduction 1/- (level 7)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage Reduction 2/- (level 10)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Greater Rage (level 11)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage Reduction 3/- (level 13)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Indominitable Will (level 14)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage Reduction 4/- (level 16)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Tireless Rage (level 17)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Damage Reduction 5/- (level 19)[/*:m:2et5nf05]
[*:2et5nf05]Mighty Rage (level 20)[/*:m:2et5nf05][/list:u:2et5nf05]

This barbarian cannot yet read/write.


Class HP rolled
Level 1: Barbarian 12
Level 2: Barbarian 5
Level 3: Barbarian 2
Level 4: Barbarian 10 +1 to strength
Level 5: Barbarian 2
Level 6: Barbarian 4
Level 7: Barbarian 7
Level 8: Barbarian 1 +1 to strength
Level 9: Barbarian 11
Level 10: Barbarian 2

Shinsei's Equipment:

14 lb Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above)
25 lb Sling bullets (group of 10) x5
2 lb Backpack
1 lb Bedroll
1 lb Whetstone
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43 lb Total[/quote:2et5nf05]

Had to recreate it using a [url=http://www.pathguy.com/cg35.htm:2et5nf05]D&D Character Generator[/url:2et5nf05] based on what i could remember, but i'm fairly certain i went for Great Cleave asap. Was thinking about taking Weapon Finesse, but figured it could wait at that point.

Also, it should be noted that the battleaxe wasn't one made for Small characters. She was using one made for Medium characters and wielding it two-handed.

Lastly, i couldn't find Knockdown in the list, so just pretend it says that in stead of Combat Reflexes ^^;
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