[quote="T'risstree Helviiryn":ljpuhbjj]And just for tonight only, this special offer will come dusted in glitter and sequines
And as an extra added bonus, he will be scented in Jasmine for the most discerning customer[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
As if he's shiny enough already.
'You're trying to to assassinate me through sparkliness.'
And you're scenting him to smell pretty; Veraka's a warrior, not a design statement. . . though, from the way this conversation's going, might end up a little bit of both.
T'risstree, Arya, Are you trying to [b:ljpuhbjj]baffle[/b:ljpuhbjj] the enemies into submission?
[quote="T'risstree Helviiryn":ljpuhbjj]We can even braid his hair, weaving in ribbons and shiny beads upon request.[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
Great so now, he's got a silver que braid of hair, anything else?
[quote="Arya Baenre":ljpuhbjj]Technically painted nails are included, but they cost extra. Only pink and green colours are available at the moment.
The rest is free and optional.[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
Hmm, good luck getting his armor off, to begin with; it's not a standard set of armor, so the straps are completely different; and I'm pretty sure that Veraka wouldn't willingly do THAT.
[quote="T'risstree Helviiryn":ljpuhbjj]<whispers to Arya>
do you think we should attach a nice big pink bow on him too?[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
I heard that. . .
[quote="T'risstree Helviiryn":ljpuhbjj]Absolutely sister!
We are here to ensure that you are totally satisfied with your purchase of your Veraka[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
Well, this snowballed way beyond my belief; Tal you're right they are drow underneath the skin.
[quote="Talwyn Aureliano":ljpuhbjj]I'm onto you now![/quote:ljpuhbjj]
They have been discovered; nice one, Tal
[quote="T'risstree Helviiryn":ljpuhbjj]
So be a darling and get me some nice chocolates, some sweet wine and then you can massage my feet. Once you've done that, you can ask Mistress Arya if she requires anything <pats him affectionately on the cheek then gives him a quick kiss> [/quote:ljpuhbjj]
Ouch; Talwyn, I hate to say this, but she's got you by the balls there,
[quote="Arya Baenre":ljpuhbjj]
And yes, I don't think any of us want to be angered. At all. We're quite ... angry ... when we're angered.[/quote:ljpuhbjj]
And that's why I've got my own bunker set up already.