What would you do if you actually encountered a drow IRL?

Gareth Ravenmantle · Post by **Gareth Ravenmantle** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:53 am

[quote="Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind":150dctm7]

White spraypaint? I doubt she'd let you spray ANY kind of choke-inducing gas at her, [/quote:150dctm7]

Nah, Il just keep her/him/it at home and teach it how to play on the xbox and cook pop-tarts, Then we would be the best of friends.

Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:50 am

[quote="Argoth":3mdv96f3]Oh the things I'd want to do with those leku of a Twi'lek... Oh that's nasty.[/quote:3mdv96f3]

Only if you do it right. XD

Gareth: You do realise that you would also be forbidden from dusting the ceiling because it would disturb the holy spiders?

Gareth Ravenmantle · Post by **Gareth Ravenmantle** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:33 pm

Well i don't dust the ceiling at all, My attic has enough cobwebs, maybe i can strike up a deal?

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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:07 pm

Sounds like a plan, just be sure you come out of the deal with all your essential bodily organs still technically belonging to YOU.

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:00 am

Gareth Ravenmantle · Post by **Gareth Ravenmantle** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:02 pm

[quote="Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind":10dvhqy8]Sounds like a plan, just be sure you come out of the deal with all your essential bodily organs still technically belonging to YOU.[/quote:10dvhqy8]

No sacrifices, Gotcha.

Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:04 am

Well, not entirely. I meant the special ones you're still trying to use, a kidney here, a spleen there, that's no biggie.

We all know that every relationship requires [i:1fmz9o0c]some [/i:1fmz9o0c]sacrifices to be made, after all.

Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:58 pm

i see what you did there...

Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:18 am

[img:12s4j65z]http://www.curlydog.com/blog/Madagascar_Penguins.jpg[/img:12s4j65z]

You didn't see anything. . .

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 am

kaboom, KABOOM!

Thalon Mercrow · Post by **Thalon Mercrow** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:05 pm

[quote="Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind":3eilm45f][img:3eilm45f]http://www.curlydog.com/blog/Madagascar_Penguins.jpg[/img:3eilm45f]

You didn't see anything. . .[/quote:3eilm45f]

lolapaloza!!!

Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:54 am

Hmm. I wonder. . . *goes to load motivators into my bucket*

Inriiaynrae Jaelre · Post by **Inriiaynrae Jaelre** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:25 am

I heard "boom"
Can i blow stuff up?

'I cast fireball'

Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind · Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:34 am

[quote="Inriiaynrae Jaelre":2km97ndz]I heard "boom"
Can i blow stuff up?

'I cast fireball'[/quote:2km97ndz] I cast shrink on the giant stone idol.

Then put it in my sling and fire it at the berzerkers waiting for me inside the ancient antimagic field.

I actually did this once, it was hilarious. Liked it so much that during a siege I got my druid 'to shape earth' and create some boulders, then shrink them, and told the cleric to throw up a wall of greater dispel in front of me (His CL was much higher than mine).

Every sling shot ceased to be shrunk as it passed through, and I don't know what the exact damage is for house-sized boulders landing on you but their siege towers did not last long. Nor did any of their troops, to be honest.

Argoth · Post by **Argoth** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:01 pm

That was brilliant!