What would you do if you actually encountered a drow IRL?

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What would you do if you actually encountered a drow IRL?

Run away as fast as possible & tell no one as u don't to be seen as a crazy person?
1
5%
Fall to your knees and beg for your life?
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No votes
Give them a happy smile and friendly wave?
1
5%
Offer to be their guide in this modern world?
14
64%
Run and alert the authorities that a dangerous species is invading?
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No votes
Invite them over to your home for dinner and meet your family?
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14%
Try and become their marketing agent and make billions from a rabid media industry?
3
14%
 
Total votes: 22

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Post by Dirzendar »

That's a really smart idea, not to mention hilarious. When in doubt, create anarchy! :devil: :D

I would likely end up a slave if it was a Lolth-worshiping one... but slowly I would bring her into the moonlight!
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

hahaha

we once threw our rogue in a dimensional chest shortly after she inadvertently 'licked' a chest.
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

well then, I cast: GIANT RUBBER DUCKIE!!! muahahahaha
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

[quote="Inriiaynrae Jaelre":2n49jaz7]well then, I cast: GIANT RUBBER DUCKIE!!! muahahahaha[/quote:2n49jaz7]I cast summon bigger fish!

*kudos and a cookie to anyone who knows what this means*
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

cookie?!? i wanna cookie! or chocolate or coffee or ice cream ...wait, dark chocolate covered coffee beans....my favorite...no, Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz (ben & jerry's ice cream) i take it all
hehehe

i pickpocket all candy

yes, i am naturally hyper... :p
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

I like to interrupt people when they tell me off for being hyper, and with an over-the-top grin announce: "What chocolate-covered coffee beans? I have no idea what you mean! Hahahahaha!" Then run off whole they're distracted, yelling about being the dustbin ninja.

People just seem to let me get on with it nowadays. . . <3
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

:lol:

what about the new disease:
ADOS- attention deficient ...oooo...shiney...

but i like that chocolate idea...cast giant butterfinger

now i really want a candybar :-[
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Post by Argoth »

Me like pie...


Strawberry pancakes, don't let me wait for it, strawberry pancakes I'm coming for you!

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Post by Rooky »

...Even after all this, I'd still poke it with a stick...
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

what we pokin?

what bout fire, fire always good...the little green men tell me to burn things... :smirk:
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Post by Dirzendar »

"...no, Mistress, this is your rightful place. Yes, mistress... the moon is so beautiful out tonight, is it not? Much nicer than the sun... or those stalactites in the Underdark... I am ever so much more useful alive, Mistress. I can get so many interesting things for you. Care for a massage?"
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

[quote="Dirzendar":1p1rkg6z]"...no, Mistress, this is your rightful place. Yes, mistress... the moon is so beautiful out tonight, is it not? Much nicer than the sun... or those stalactites in the Underdark... I am ever so much more useful alive, Mistress. I can get so many interesting things for you. Care for a massage?"[/quote:1p1rkg6z]This needs to be in " Twenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere" :D
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

OMG!!! You guys are all nuts!! That's why I love it here- I fit right in. :p Seriously, though, I'd offer to be their guide and if it was a guy (why does everyone assume it's a female? Most of their scouts are male...) I'd definitely want to befriend him/make out or whatever. Mmmm, hot drow males- yummy.... And they come pre-trained, too!! :devil: After the guide bit, I'd probably want to be his PR agent in Hollywood. Think about it- who better to play Drizzt in a movie than a real drow?! Yup, Hollywood, here we come!!!
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

nuts? crazy?
i was crazy once, they put me in a padded room. it was cold and dark and their were worms...worms, that crazy...CRAZY?! i was crazy once...


yeah, if they ever come up with one. i have the second D&D movie...not too bad! the first one stunk...didnt use the rules to do the charcters right. the fixed that in the second one.
but its about time they made more...and it would be awesome if they did it as well as LOTR came out...
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Post by Arya Baenre »

[quote:1odcl7s6]Mmmm, hot drow males- yummy.... And they come pre-trained, too!![/quote:1odcl7s6]

:lol:

[quote:1odcl7s6]and it would be awesome if they did it as well as LOTR came out... [/quote:1odcl7s6]

And I don't know about that. I mean ... after Eragon? I now think twice about going to see [i:1odcl7s6]any[/i:1odcl7s6] fantasy movie. :( I think LotR just put the standard way to high for movies like that ... I wonder if the Drow we met would play as Drizzt? OR would he try to kill us all before that?
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