On the first day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the second day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the third day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Eight ruling houses
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Nine driders fighting
Eight ruling houses
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Ten slaves a dancing
Nine driders fighting
Eight ruling houses
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
(Why are they dancing? Cuz we told EM TO! DON'T QUESTION)
On the eleventh day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Eleven females plotting
Ten slaves a dancing
Nine driders fighting
Eight ruling houses
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
In Menzoberranzan I did see
Twelve males squirming
Eleven females plotting
Ten slaves a dancing
Nine driders fighting
Eight ruling houses
Seven spiders spinning
Six houseless rogues
Five Lolth Decrees
Four Wizards Casting
Three Clerics Chanting
Two Illithids and Gromph Baenre lighting the Narbondel Tree!
12 days of Christmas-Menzoberanzan style!
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Nice. But how about an Eilistraeen version of that? 
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Lol...nice. Seen this one?
"Ring Their Bells", or "The Munchkin's Carol"
--by the Sea Wasp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
"Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song
And watch these suckers die!
Chorus:
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(Chorus)
Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(Chorus)
We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!!"
"Ring Their Bells", or "The Munchkin's Carol"
--by the Sea Wasp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
"Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go
And through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings
Making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song
And watch these suckers die!
Chorus:
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold
We'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Crashing through the door
Into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold
And out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing
Making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door
Into the treasure hall!
(Chorus)
Then appears the Lich
With his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes
We'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast
His 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us
And drops us all in Hell!
(Chorus)
We appear in Hell
In front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door
And takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't
Want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out
And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!
Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told
To think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And drag our loot away!!"
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Homage to the elustrious seductress Drathir
And so appeared
The seductress of ages past
A beauty unmatched
By place or race
A dark skinned woman
Her hair white as snow
Skin of polished obsidian
She stalks the caverns
Mistress Nocturnal
beauty of the night above
Her piercing red eyes sharp as spider fangs
She is the master of deceit
All are fooled and all lay dead
She is the tricker of gods
And of demons
A seductress of ages past
The voice of your end
All shall know my mistress
Drathir lady of the shadow
The seductress of ages past
A beauty unmatched
By place or race
A dark skinned woman
Her hair white as snow
Skin of polished obsidian
She stalks the caverns
Mistress Nocturnal
beauty of the night above
Her piercing red eyes sharp as spider fangs
She is the master of deceit
All are fooled and all lay dead
She is the tricker of gods
And of demons
A seductress of ages past
The voice of your end
All shall know my mistress
Drathir lady of the shadow