Signatures

[Unen_Stealthfoot]

[color=darkred:1brpiru5]Here's a place you can post any sayings or quotes that you like, and also post any signatures that you've seen and think others would enjoy reading.[/color:1brpiru5]

[Rooky]

Here's a quote:

Niece: (after my grandmother died) Where's nanny?
Me: In heaven.
N: Oh. Ok. So what's the adress?
M: err....
N: Where's heaven?
N: Kid, why don't you start with easier questions, like...what's the square root of pi?

Quote:

(on the question What is a llama)

" The llama is a quadraped wich lives in big rivers such as the amozon. It has four legs, two ears, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming"

- Monthy Phyton and the Flying Circus

[CrankyOzzie]

A snatch of talk between me and my mother when I was a kid, and refused to eat Broccoli.
Mum: "Eat your broccoli, there's kids starving in ethiopia you know!"
Me: (in a "I just had a great idea" tone) "Well, you can send it off to them to eat!"

[Unen_Stealthfoot]

[color=darkred:3eg32z61]"...And then god created the universe. Some consider this to be a serious mistake." - Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe[/color:3eg32z61]

[Shir'le E. Illios]

I've got (many) more of these at home... but anyway.


"you could woe and eventually marry."
No, no... "woo" comes before marriage. "Woe" is what happens [i:223dra5g]after[/i:223dra5g].

- Scars Unseen (Elder Scrolls forum, quoting Justagrrl)


"Why do Bars/Nightclubs advertise, 'Live Band!' It's not like we expect to see a whole bunch of dead guys up there playing instruments?"

- dunniteowl (NWN2/NWCitadel forums)


"I stole your car to buy some crack and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and some crack."

- (Not sure who, but I got it from J.E. Sawyer)


Oh, and moving this topic to the OPJ.


Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le

[Alak Xiltyn]

On a camping trip with some friends my Freshman year in college:

Me: "So did anyone bring a flashlight?"

Josh (Holding up obscenly large flashlight): "If by Flashlight you mean deathray, then yes."