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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:00 am

No undead that I'm aware of. *petsies the wolf and gives ear skritches and tummy rubs to*

That's okay, I still have hundreds left. ^^
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:03 pm

*tackles to get to the cookies*
*shares after picking out the chocolate*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Mon May 09, 2011 6:09 am

Casts Call of Nature on Cipher. :devil:
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Cipherof3vil » Mon May 09, 2011 6:19 am

*casts Bigby's [i:2zpyu5mz]Intrusive[/i:2zpyu5mz] Finger*

[b:2zpyu5mz]Level:[/b:2zpyu5mz] Sor/Wiz 4, Bard 4, Assassin 4.
[b:2zpyu5mz]Components:[/b:2zpyu5mz] V, S.
[b:2zpyu5mz]Casting time:[/b:2zpyu5mz] 1 Standard Action
[b:2zpyu5mz]Range: [/b:2zpyu5mz] Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./lvl)
[b:2zpyu5mz]Target, Effect, or Area:[/b:2zpyu5mz] One living target within range (must possess at least one orifice)
[b:2zpyu5mz]Duration:[/b:2zpyu5mz] Instantaneous
[b:2zpyu5mz]Saving Throw:[/b:2zpyu5mz] Reflex partial, see text
[b:2zpyu5mz]Spell Resistance: [/b:2zpyu5mz] No


When you cast Bigby's Intrusive Finger, a force effect of a hand with one finger extended (Medium, 10 hp, hardness 10) winks into existence in the target's square. If the target fails his save, he takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (max 20d6) and is immobilized (helpless for 1d6 rounds as the finger penetrates into one of his orifices. If he makes his save, however, he takes half damage and is not subject to the immobilization effect. [/size:2zpyu5mz]

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Mon May 09, 2011 6:31 am

OOH, that's EVIL.... Okay, you forced me into bringing out my own wicked streak. *Bites finger to destroy it.*

*Casts Morning Wood on Cipher.* Heh, let's see ya get rid of THAT! :devil: :p
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Cipherof3vil » Mon May 09, 2011 6:37 am

? I don't have a... w/e I roll'wit it.

I cast Iron Wood on mah new found Morning wood, after casting Wood Shape to turn it into a 12'ft lance with "Magic Weapon" enchantment spell.

Mines bigger then yours.

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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Mon May 09, 2011 6:57 am

Um, you DO know it ain't literal "wood" right? (Cass Enlarge Package on self) Not anymore!!!

Casts Change Orientation on Cipher, then uses Cupid's Arrow to make Cipher fall for Veraka..... (Yes, I'M an evil lil devil, too....) :devil:
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by veraka » Mon May 09, 2011 7:06 am

Looks at Lothir with smirk on his face; "Ummm, Lothir, are you sure that that's a wise decision?" seeing what the bard has done.

"Remember just [b:3c80nmlw]who[/b:3c80nmlw] has a fey'ri as a wife and children with that wife. Also, You're half-dragon woman wouldn't like that, now would she?" Aasimar pointedly asks bard.

Casts [i:3c80nmlw]Zone of Truth[/i:3c80nmlw] around all, encompassing Cipher as well as Lothir. "You cannot tell any fib [b:3c80nmlw]now[/b:3c80nmlw] bard."
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Mon May 09, 2011 7:17 am

*snickers* "I've NO IDEA what you're talking about...." *whistles innocently.* And who's fibbing?! *Casts Irresistable Dance on Veraka* Let's Conga!!!
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Cipherof3vil » Mon May 09, 2011 7:19 am

[quote="Aylstra Illianniis":1nabp678]*snickers* "I've NO IDEA what you're talking about...." *whistles innocently.* And who's fibbing?! *Casts Irresistable Dance on Veraka* Let's Conga!!![/quote:1nabp678]


*casts Break Enchantment on Veraka*

Dragon subtypes are immune to Mind effecting effects btw, so... No Orientation change or love spell :P I'm still a girl lov'n psion/sorceress/priestess.

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Post by veraka » Mon May 09, 2011 3:44 pm

<Shakes head to gain his senses back> "Lothir, you're a dead man," growls at the bard.
"My turn." Casts [i:3tt9b3no]Mark of Justice[/i:3tt9b3no] on the bard.
"Lothir, should ye cast [b:3tt9b3no]one[/b:3tt9b3no] more spell on anyone, Thine ass shall be cursed."
((Gotcha now Aly :devil: ))
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre » Mon May 09, 2011 5:31 pm

*watches to see results, then runs up and gives wedgie*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Mon May 09, 2011 7:13 pm

Inrii, who was the wedgie on?

"Okay, fine!" *Pulls out magic flute and starts to play....* Everyone in earshot make a save or prepare to start wagging tails and peeing on fire hydrants!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (It's not a spell, so no curse, :p :evillol: :devil: ) Heh, and ye thought ye could deter a prankster who once pretended to "kill" a dragon just to complete his Blooding? V, you don't know him as well as you think.....
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Cipherof3vil » Mon May 09, 2011 7:47 pm

Mark of Justice has like a Ten minute casting time doesn't it?
Mark of Justice
Necromancy
[b:eme0tjph]Level: [/b:eme0tjph] Clr 5, Pal 4
[b:eme0tjph]Components[/b:eme0tjph]: V, S, DF
[b:eme0tjph]Casting Time:[/b:eme0tjph] 10 minutes
[b:eme0tjph]Range: [/b:eme0tjph] Touch
[b:eme0tjph]Target:[/b:eme0tjph] Creature touched
[b:eme0tjph]Duration[/b:eme0tjph]: Permanent; see text
[b:eme0tjph]Saving Throw:[/b:eme0tjph] None
[b:eme0tjph]Spell Resistance[/b:eme0tjph]: Yes

You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.

Since this spell takes 10 minutes to cast and involves writing on the target, you can cast it only on a creature that is willing or restrained.

Like the effect of bestow curse, a mark of justice cannot be dispelled, but it can be removed with a break enchantment, limited wish, miracle, remove curse, or wish spell. Remove curse works only if its caster level is equal to or higher than your mark of justice caster level. These restrictions apply regardless of whether the mark has activated. [/size:eme0tjph]


But then, you could have had it made Rapid, then Quickened with Extended Range, linked with Arcane Mark.



I'm going to cast Baleful Polymorph on the... bard. Turn 'im into a fish.

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