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Very simple game. Take a quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, whatever - just a quote. Then change one of its words to Pants.

"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."
"I find your lack of Pants Disturbing."

"You idiots! You've captured their stunt pants!"

or

"There's a shortage of perfect pants in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

taking it from my avatar quote: "[i:4fzru6rl]Pants [/i:4fzru6rl]is both friend and enemy"

Barf: ... What the hell was that?
Lone Starr: Pants.
Barf: They've gone to plaid!

Ah, another Spaceballs fan, I see, lol!!


Connor: "Did you f***in see that?!"
Rocco: "Is it pants?"
(This one's really funny if you've seen a certain scene from Boondock Saints...)

"[i:16ebzbkj]Pants [/i:16ebzbkj]that can possible go wrong, does" (murphy's law)

"With [i:16ebzbkj]pants[/i:16ebzbkj], I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon" (Albert Einstein (to Heinrich Zanger, Dec 1919))

In a system, a process that occurs will tend to increase the total [i:16ebzbkj]pants [/i:16ebzbkj]of the universe. (formulation of the second law that refers to entropy directly)

Wow, that's deep....

"May the pants be with you." (Gawd, I HOPE so, lol!!)

"I've got a bad feeling about pants."

Some Princess Bride quotes...

Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]. Prepare to die."

Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? [i:1u8uqgzb]PANTS[/i:1u8uqgzb]."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


And the obligatory Monty Python quotes...

"Always look on the bright side of [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]."

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing [i:1u8uqgzb]pants[/i:1u8uqgzb] is no basis for a system of government!"

"NOBODY expects the Spanish [i:1u8uqgzb]Pants[/i:1u8uqgzb]!"


Love -x-x-x-

Shir'le

"Beware, for you your stare overlong into the pants, the pants will also stare back into you"
"Behold, I teach you the uber pants, and thus spoke zarathustra"
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that pants does not prove anything."
"A subject for a great poet would be god's boredom after the seventh day of pants"
"after coming into contact with a religious man i always feel i must was my pants"
gotta love Nietzsche!!

"We're knights of the round pants..."

"You're not afraid of the pants, are you?"

"You've heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape pants? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the pants, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the tailor and remove a threat to his kind."

Slightly altered to fit the theme.

"May you [i:1kyeo7cz]pants [/i:1kyeo7cz]all the days of your life!"

Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which [i:1kyeo7cz]pants [/i:1kyeo7cz]has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits.

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by [i:1kyeo7cz]pants[/i:1kyeo7cz].

pants is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Because I'm REALLY bored.....


Give me liberty of give me pants! (Um, can I have both?)

We hold these pants to be self-evident....

From 'Cross Of Iron,' a very good film:

"What is needed on the eastern front are pants of qvality."

And ib4mg:
"They may take our pants, but they will never take our FREEDOM!"

And finally:
"All your pants are belong to us!
Someone set up us the pants!
Go pants! For great justice!
You have no chance to survive make your pants!"

Memetic dissonance ftw.