Magic items to stay away from...
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:06 pm
In the spirit of Inrii's Spells not to bother memorizing thread, I present to you this- Magic items that you REALLY don't want!! (In no particular order)
* Boots of Blinding Speed- (These were inspired by an actual item in Morrowwind) These make you go really fast. Unfortunately, they are cursed to make the wearer go blind....
* Ring of No-Armor- This ring is supposed to protect the wearer, but it has such confidence in it power, that it will not let you wear any armor!
* Prismatic Brassiere- Never worry about groping hands in a tavern again.... Often comes as a set with the Prismatic Panties.
* Staff of the Mage-Eye- Nothing special, just has a wizard's eye on top that watches everything....
* Spiked Gauntlets- This pair of fine steel gauntlets has spikes- on the INSIDE.
* Stop Watch- It freezes the owner in place.
* Bag of Coin-Devouring- 'Nuff said....
* Cloak of Invisibility- This cloak can never be found....
* Musical Chair- You sit on it, and it lets out a Bronx cheer.
* Decanter of Endless Butter- (borrowed from Nodwick) Never run out of hot butter for your popcorn!
* Disappearing Ink- with this magical ink, you'll never have to worry about running out of paper- you can't see what you wrote anyway!
* Magic Broom and Bucket- Usually found by the dozen- and once activated, there is no command to stop!!
* Boots of Blinding Speed- (These were inspired by an actual item in Morrowwind) These make you go really fast. Unfortunately, they are cursed to make the wearer go blind....
* Ring of No-Armor- This ring is supposed to protect the wearer, but it has such confidence in it power, that it will not let you wear any armor!
* Prismatic Brassiere- Never worry about groping hands in a tavern again.... Often comes as a set with the Prismatic Panties.
* Staff of the Mage-Eye- Nothing special, just has a wizard's eye on top that watches everything....
* Spiked Gauntlets- This pair of fine steel gauntlets has spikes- on the INSIDE.
* Stop Watch- It freezes the owner in place.
* Bag of Coin-Devouring- 'Nuff said....
* Cloak of Invisibility- This cloak can never be found....
* Musical Chair- You sit on it, and it lets out a Bronx cheer.
* Decanter of Endless Butter- (borrowed from Nodwick) Never run out of hot butter for your popcorn!
* Disappearing Ink- with this magical ink, you'll never have to worry about running out of paper- you can't see what you wrote anyway!
* Magic Broom and Bucket- Usually found by the dozen- and once activated, there is no command to stop!!