101 Inns to stay away from

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101 Inns to stay away from

Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

Sometimes, an inn is probably better passed by and quickly forgotten, regardless of how much you need to rest or how far it is to the next inn -- for if you DO enter, you just know your characters are in for a rough time.
Some of these inns can be determined just from the name alone...

1. The Crazed Cannibal ("serving all kinds of people for over 10 years")
2. Elminster's Harem (gives new meaning to "The Chosen of Mystra" ...)
3. The Tower of High Sorcery
4. Menzoberranz-Inn
5. The Gelded Ranger
6. Snack of the Archlich
7. The Bowels of Vecna
8. Castration Palace
9. Bar-B-Aatezu and Grill
10. House of Pain
11. Red-shirts' Inn
12. The Otyugh's Lair
13. The Random Encounter
14. At Least the Mead is Warm ...
15. Notell Motel
16. Bates Motel
17. We Hate Mages
18. The Lucky Louse
19. Keep Out
20. The Amityville House o' Fun
21. Zhentil Keep
22. Bob's House of Toast
23. The Speling Flayme
24. The Tortured Adventurer
25. The Angry Munchkin
26. The Angry DM
27. The Unfortunate Stain
28. Encounter 5A
29. The Lich's Foot
30. International House of Flumphs
31. The Tomb
32. Lost Taverns of Tsojcanth
33. Puke and Go
34. Tequila Wyrm
35. The Inn Definitely Not Run by Doppelgangers
36. Green Slime-O-Rama
37. Rot Grub Pudding Restaurant
38. The Illusionary Floor Inn (a.k.a. "The Dew Drop Inn")
39. The Undead Eatery
40. The Grassy Gnoll
41. The Gassy Gnoll
42. Cheers: Where Eveybody Knows Yer Moniker.
43. The Inn of Last Resorts
44. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
45. The Tavern of Elemental Evil
46. Undermountain II
47. The Paranoid Bartender
48. The House of the Blue Balls
49. Strahd Slept Here
50. Hastur, Hastur, Hast__
51. The Golden Arches
52. The Secret Meeting Place
53. The Puking Palace
54. The Abyssal Gate
55. Heartbreak Hotel
56. International House of Long Pork
57. Ye Olde Saving Throw
58. Microsoft(R) Inn98(R)
59. Werebeer
60. The Open Grave
61. Procrustes' Rooms For Rent
62. The Scarlet Neighborhood Tap & Grill
63. Socrates' Bar & Pub
64. Inn of Horrors
65. The Tavern With a Man Shrouded In Darkness In the Back Corner
66. Hey, We Don't Like Your Kind In This Here Inn
67. Kill the Adventurers Inn
68. Inn on the Borderlands
69. Still Smoking Inn
70. Ground To A Paste Tavern
71. Hell's Kitchen
72. Acererak's Saloon
73. House of Strahd
74. Ye Olde Flophouse
75. Beshaba's Kiss
76. The Rose of Dorakaa
77. Inn Iuz We Trust
78. The Uncursed Inn
79. The Gaping Maw (big red doorway, completely dark inside...)
80. The Angry Wizards' Soda Fountain
81. The Slaughtered Lamb
82. The Thieves' Den
83. Pressgang Hostelry
84. Caveat Emptor
85. Parasite Palace
86. Hotel California
87. Kobold's Delight
88. The Closing Coffin (particularly in Ravenloft)
89. Blue Oyster Bar
90. The Scape Goat
91. Run For the Border
92. The Cute Fluffy Bunny Inn
93. The Plague
94. The Towering Tavern O' Terror
95. The Retching Slattern
96. The Save or Die Inn
97. Ye Olde Plot Device
98. The Inn Where You can Get Into Lots of Fights, and Maybe Even Get Started on an Adventure or Two
99. The Inn of a Thousand Whirling Sledgehammers
100. Inn of the Damned
101. Chateau d'Amberville
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Re: 101 Inns to stay away from

Post by Gareth Ravenmantle »

[quote="Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar":b0dc6jfd]
99. The Inn of a Thousand Whirling Sledgehammers [/quote:b0dc6jfd]

LOLWUT?
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

espcially stay away from 'Angry DM Inn'

and gotta visit the fluffy bunny...
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Post by Talwyn Aureliano »

89: the Blue Oyster Bar :p



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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

i was wondering what some where...but i was like, ok?
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[quote="Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar":354i89ks]i was wondering what some where...but i was like, ok?[/quote:354i89ks]

heh...


yeah the good ol' Blue Oyster Bar is popular with [i:354i89ks]those [/i:354i89ks] sort of adventuers who are heavy into leather armour :p ;)



and I think that these two:

97. Ye Olde Plot Device
98. The Inn Where You can Get Into Lots of Fights, and Maybe Even Get Started on an Adventure or Two


would be THE most visited Inns of all time :angel:
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and of course the mony python reference in there
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Post by Shir'le E. Illios »

[quote="Inriiaynrae Jaelre":2aingllr]and of course the mony python reference in there[/quote:2aingllr]
I was half expecting the "Inn of Aaaaaaaghhh..." to be in there. ;)


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Inn and Out
Inn on Haunted Hill
The Titty Twister
The Demonweb Hostel

I need to work or I could probably come up with more. :)


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Post by Talwyn Aureliano »

[quote="Shir'le E. Illios":jhne1qb6]


[color=red:jhne1qb6]The Titty Twister[/color:jhne1qb6][/size:jhne1qb6]


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Shir'le[/quote:jhne1qb6]

;)

Yep, no male adventuer could resist that place :p

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Post by veraka »

[quote="Talwyn Aureliano":3thzemjg]

Yep, no male adventuer could resist that place :p[/quote:3thzemjg]

Talwyn, you got no class :lol: :smirk:, but it's funny none the less.
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[quote="veraka":1kdnitil][quote="Talwyn Aureliano":1kdnitil]

Yep, no male adventuer could resist that place :p[/quote:1kdnitil]

Talwyn, you got no class :lol: :smirk:, but it's funny none the less.[/quote:1kdnitil]


:devil:


I just couldn't resist :smirk:


It's all about good DM'ing you know? Setting the vibe & scene with visual cues and so forth....
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The Satan's Big Toenail's Spartan Institute of Higher Learning Cafeteria and Disciplinary Dungeon.
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

yeah, anymore to add, keep um coming... :D
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The Gazebo
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[quote:61lxuwus]The Gazebo[/quote:61lxuwus]

hahahaha...i shoot an arrow at it.
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