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Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:19 am**

You get a pony.

*inserts an original printing of Sheng-ji Yang's 'Essays on Mind and Matter' *

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:04 am**

yeah a pony!

*you got a bag of chocolate and get glomped by a chocoholic*

*incerts...(dum dum dum) a quarter*

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:03 pm**

You get- five nickels. (It was a Florida quarter...

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Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:49 am**

b/c i just moved from Florida...

*incerts a dart*

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:02 am**

Out shoots a drow-sleeping poison dart, knocking you out instantly.

A voice emanates from the machine "Muhahahahhahaa"

*inserts triple chocolate chip cookie*

Posted: **Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:18 am**

*receive a lettuce leaf*

*inserts an old brown shoe*

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:12 pm**

out comes a strip of leather, neatly braided.

*inserting a smiley from the emoticons* (b/c i saw them in the corner of my eye)

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:23 pm**

Out pops an angel! (Cause ya' didn't say which smiley- I'm just assumin' it was the angel one....)

Inserts Elmisnter's pipe.

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:39 pm**

u get a magical bunch of 'pipeweed'

*inserts a doughnut*

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:13 pm**

You get- a portable hole (it was the doughnut hole....)

Inserts a broom

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:56 pm**

((ooo i been wanting a portable hole...))

get a mop-broom mix back (like they advertise on tv whatever their called)

*inserts a marker*

Posted: **Sat Oct 02, 2010 7:41 am**

Out comes a white-board

*inserts a chocolate chip cookie*

Posted: **Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:34 pm**

*a rogue steals ur cookie*

but u get a picture of a cookie

*inserting a feather*

Posted: **Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:50 pm**

You get a chicken...

Inserts a dog bone

Posted: **Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:55 pm**

a rabid puppy bounds down the chute

*insert the stupid sierns i keep hearing*

((i hate the city!!! why did i pick a school in a big city?))

The Vending Machine.