The Vending Machine.

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Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar » Wed May 18, 2011 7:50 am

you get blueberries

*incerts a raspberry*
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Cipherof3vil
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Post by Cipherof3vil » Wed May 18, 2011 4:17 pm

*gets a Blackberry*

*inserts Enlarged scroll of Black Tentacles*

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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Thu May 19, 2011 3:03 am

You get C'thulu!

Inserts calimari....
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"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar » Fri May 20, 2011 1:09 am

yum!

A giant mad squid pops out!

*inserts stupid bill*
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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:26 pm

You get an intelligent duck.

*inserts twinkle and icingdeath*
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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:07 am

You get- An angry Drizzt looking for his swords....

Inserts ice cream cone
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188

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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:24 am

You get a scoop of ice cream, but sadly find that you have nothing to put it in.

*inserts irony*
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Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:39 pm

you got a greek tragedy

*inserting super glue*
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Post by Bhaern Quel » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:24 pm

((Well super glue has been used before, however see no reason another could be inserted.))

You receive a 10 foot long pole.

Inserts a copper coin.

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Rainbow Prism
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Post by Rainbow Prism » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:28 am

A sign with word 'Cheapskate!' on common falls out of the vending hole.

*inserts a finger*

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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:47 pm

It gets chomped, and the machine spits the fingernail out.

Inserts a set of meditation balls.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188

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Post by Rainbow Prism » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:31 am

Vending machine trembles, forcing something out of itself, succeeding in spitting out a large thick tome of "The Way for dummies".

*inserts another finger*

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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:34 pm

It sows on a shiny red button.

*inserts the correct change*
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Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:02 pm

the machine doesnt know how to react, goes into near meltdown before dropping a soda

*insert keycard*
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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:29 am

You get the hotel manager.


Inserts a computer mouse.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188

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