The Vending Machine.

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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get- the Final Fantasy Victory Theme for a ring tone

Insert a dog whistle
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Delvaro
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Post by Delvaro »

damn, that victory theme brings back memories.

you her a rabid poodle

*inserts a fireaxe*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

My character:

Velkyn Val''''Serra
Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

a strong jet of water come out to quench the fire

*inserts lit firecracker*
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Delvaro
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Post by Delvaro »

A blazing fireball shoots out

*inserts a a pair of socks*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

My character:

Velkyn Val''''Serra
Rhei Lor'akris
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Post by Rhei Lor'akris »

*gets surprised with a face kick by a large smelly foot*

*growls and shoves in some industrial strength super-glue before storming off the thread for good with a bloodied face*
Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

aw, dont leave.

you get clear finger nail paint ((i think i heard it removed super glue))

*inserts the cork*
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Alak Xiltyn
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Post by Alak Xiltyn »

You get 500 year old wine

*inserts Bottle of Mexicoke*
"Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire
Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

get a letter apologizing, "sorry, out of order"

*inserts oreos*
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Aylstra Illianniis
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get an empty glass with milk in the bottom (someone drank it all) and an empty oreo bag...

Insert a copy of A Christmas Carol
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

you get scrooge

*insert turkey leg*
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Alak Xiltyn
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Post by Alak Xiltyn »

you get nagging mother-in-law

*inserts Hugo Weaving*
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Delvaro
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Post by Delvaro »

You get firewood.

*inserts Nick Cage*
Vel''bol zhah veirus, shlu''ta tlu pahntus. Vel''bol zhah velkyn, shlu''ta tlu muth. Vel''bol zhah dossta... shlu''ta tlu usst.

My character:

Velkyn Val''''Serra
Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

a blank tape pops out

*insert letter 'X' tile piece*
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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

You get an extra life.

*inserts the vending machine* This one oughta be good. . .
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

you get....the flashy reddish light signaling empty

*stocks the machine*
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