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Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

Wow. I hath emptied the unemptiable. >w<
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

*looks to the man in front, shurgs*
thats a cheep machine. it has now broken down 2x's!
*incert coffee bean*
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Post by Cipherof3vil »

You get a [url=http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Jellybean_ ... 9:rlyyjupl]Jellybean[/url:rlyyjupl]!

*inserts Scroll of Mending*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get a sewing kit.
Inserts a rabbit's foot.
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Post by Cipherof3vil »

You get a lock of [i:jyhswv1j]hare[/i:jyhswv1j].

*Inserts Blowfish poison gland*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get a vial of Zombinol. (Folks who've seen Serpent and the Rainbow will get this....)
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Cipherof3vil »

*Vending machine waits hungerly to be fed again*

you forgot to insert something.


*Inserts a [b:2yn4idal]Dryad Tongue[/b:2yn4idal]
[b:2yn4idal]Minimum Ranks:[/b:2yn4idal] 6
[b:2yn4idal]Cut:[/b:2yn4idal] Head
[b:2yn4idal]Servings:[/b:2yn4idal] 1
[b:2yn4idal]Cook DC:[/b:2yn4idal] 20
[b:2yn4idal]Augment:[/b:2yn4idal] Yes
[b:2yn4idal]Ingredient Creatures:[/b:2yn4idal] Dryad

This dish is often considered to be a delicacy, but only by those with somewhat loose morals. The tongue is usually grilled, then chopped into thin slices. It‘s not a lot of food, but it‘s flavor is a strange and quite pleasant combination of the sweetness of fresh fruit and the texture of meat.

The eater of this dish gains the ability to speak with plants, as though under a speak with plants spell, and can use entangle as a spell-like ability at-will. The eater also gains a +4 bonus to bluff, and diplomacy checks.

Augment:
For every 5 points you beat the DC by, the bonus to bluff and diplomacy increases by +2.[/size:2yn4idal]
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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

get a mad faerie

*Incerts faerie dust*
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Post by Cipherof3vil »

*gets a scroll of disintegration*


*inserts scroll of Summon Harem*
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind »

You get 'lucky.'

*inserts a 2.0 core rulebook*
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get Dungeon Master! (from the 80's cartoon)

Insert a cat toy.
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

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Post by Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar »

you get a confused puppy

*incert Alystra* :devil:
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Post by Aylstra Illianniis »

You get drow babies!! (Cause if you insert HIM in something.... yeah. :p :eek: )


Insert an iPhone
By the Dark Maiden''s grace do we meet. May she guide and protect us.

"Where Science ends, Magic begins." -Spiral, Uncanny X-Men #491

A link to my tales, including my Marvel hero!:
http://mickeys-tavern.com/index.php?showforum=188
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Post by Inriiaynrae Jaelre »

you got a land line phone with the spinning number dialer

*inserts mentos*

if someone adds diet coke i will laugh...yall should do that aiming it at someone while doing. [/size:30fsjydb]
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Post by Cipherof3vil »

You get mens toes.

*inserts Scroll of Power Word Orgasm!*
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