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^ Doesn't realize that one of the Gnomes is secretly an Army Ranger and is going Ninja as we speak.
< Is trying to figure out a hysterical spinoff to a 'one night stand' in his writings.
V Does not realize that "I'm the best".

^ bawahahahaha...hahahahaha...hehehehe....o, i needed a good laugh...
< now that hide and seek got boring, is on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
V wonders who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

^ Has just unwittingly stumbled onto the trail of one of the Illuminati's most secret sects. Guard thyself!
< Has delicious cake. Om nom nom nom nom nom.
V Having read the following words, is now unable to blink without thinking about it.

^ woulda been right had i been awake to comprenh what i read...hey better share that cake!
< ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me. one is red and one is blue...HEY that yellow one just stole my shoe...
V is missing an item from the gummy bears too

^ Rides a scooter that goes 'Booommm' next to a car that goes 'Vroooom!'
< Just read the words of doom, thought 'hmm' and then went and ate some pudding.
V Is serving divine justice with double cheeze.

^ is a walking christmas tree with shiney stuff and glittery balls (disko balls by the way)
< is worn out yet hyper...go figure
V is deep down a nerd and dorkfish

^ Forgot to look in ze mirror
< Modding Oblivion Still and attempting drawing again.
V Is not wearing any pants

^ HEY give me back my pants you....sneaky pant theif...
< moons u for stealing them...and yes, zarae is a big dork at times...
V has discovered they too are missing their pants...

^ pants were burnt & should have party with
<enjoys not wearing pants right now
V has no shoes either

^ what? u stole my shoes? is there something ur not telling me
< is apparently running around pantless and now shoeless...at this rate im gunna be forced to be unclad and dance...(as in the dancing ladies by the way...)
V is romping thru the forest for a good run...(i may have not used that word right?)

^such a nice forest, so peaceful, and an invigorating jog.
< notices a partly nude drow female running by, and trips over a log with a grunt, rubbing an eye in confusion and an ankle in pain.
V breaks for a snack to eat some cinnamon rolls.

^ stole cinnamon rolls from
<ate said rolls and watches the scene of nearly naked people running by
V wants to buy a shrubbery

^ since u stole my pants...i guess i better...good thing i keep underware...
< rubs ankle (in mock injury to draw forth prey)
V is lured in as i prepare to pounce
*meow*

^ responds to the apparent injury of Inrii.
< realizes that its a trap, and too late.
V laughs as he had put some turbo laxative in his now stolen & consumed cinnamon rolls.

^ is now in my power...mahahahaha...ooo what now?
< sees who else i can get while trying to surpress the laugh
V is getting their computer mouse cheese