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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:20 pm

It is. I'm gonna do it to Dad very soon. XD

[img:216t8um8]http://awwhellnah.com/wp-content/upload ... christ.jpg[/img:216t8um8]

Faith: taking it a little too far. . .
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:30 am

Ever wondered how likely it is that a zombie apocalypse will really wipe out the whole human race?

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/zombies/

Wonder no more!
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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:12 am

;)


Book store defends 'control a woman' toy[/size:3ur065j6]

By Kathy Lord from abc.com.au

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A Melbourne woman is outraged after discovering a Borders book store was selling a 'control a woman' remote.

The toy product, similar to a TV remote control, is being sold as a novelty gift for $14.99.

Katie Robertson saw the remote in a Borders book store last week, after attending a lunch celebrating International Women's Day.

"There are certain buttons on there. For example, the male may decide that he wants beer, sex or food. He may press a button in which he requires the woman to remove her clothes, cook, clean, leave, [or] say yes," she told ABC Radio's Jon Faine.

"There's also a button in which you can increase her breast size."

Ms Robertson says she has no doubt it was intended to be a joke, but that argument does not wash with her.

"I think it's actually about respect and what's appropriate to sell," she said.

"I'm troubled by this item, mainly because it encourages a stereotype of women as submissive, who are to be controlled."

Lauren Thompson of Borders says the product is intended as a joke and says they are also selling a 'control a man' remote, which has sold out.

"All I can say in its defence is that it is base level humour," she said.

"But it's meant to be a bit funny, a bit of a gimmick, something you might buy for your best mate before a stag night or a hens night."

Ms Robertson has complained in writing to the store, but Ms Thompson says they will not take it off the shelves on the basis of one complaint.

"We've probably got a number of products, books and literature which could fall into that category... so we need to be quite careful," Ms Thompson said.





I want one :devil:
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Post by Argoth » Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:44 pm

Me too. That and Cristina Scabbia to go with it.

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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:51 am

I wouldn't normally get one, but given that I'd annoy one of those PC-obsessed morons by boosting the sales statistics, far more likely.

And on the topic of enjoying deviant jokes:
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Post by Argoth » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:17 am

brilliant

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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:50 am

leggo porn :lol:

rofl!

and now from TODAY NOW

[youtube:32law50s]ZK8POoP_vZY[/youtube:32law50s]
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Post by T'risstree Helviiryn » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:36 am

LOL!!!!!


Now that explains all my past useless b/fs :p
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Post by Ra'Sona Races-The-Wind » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:29 pm

Good LORD! :eek:

I'm certain you all now this comic, but here's my favourite one anyway:

[img:286hp7ir]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/insomnia.png[/img:286hp7ir]
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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:45 am

ouch... :eek: :'( :eek:


Jilted Javan teen chops off penis and tosses it down a well [/size:2gu0s61e]


[color=red:2gu0s61e]AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.

"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Mr Sugeng said.

He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Mr Sugeng said.

"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."[/color:2gu0s61e]


http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/wo ... 5847471155
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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:49 am

on a lighter note:



[b:3aq2kr4k]Brewer wins right to market F**king beer [/b:3aq2kr4k][/size:3aq2kr4k]

[color=blue:3aq2kr4k]A BREWER has won his fight to market a beer named after the Austrian village of F**king.

The Sun reported today European Union officials originally rejected the brand "F**king Hell beer" on the grounds that it contained a swear word.

But after the brewery proved the village actually existed, officials were forced to back down.

Brewery spokesman Stefan Fellenberg said: "In German the word for a lager beer is a Helles Beer, so we have also patented the name F**king Hell, which means lager from F**king of course.

"I don't understand why the patents office think of something else. They must have dirty minds."

The village of F**king, to the north of Salzburg, close to the German border, has been in the headlines in the past, because of its unusual name.

Last year Mayor Franz Meindl complained that tourists were flocking to the village to steal the road signs.

Now it seems the village has tired of fighting its popularity and is set to cash in.

The bizarre name is understood to come from a sixth century noble called Lord Focko, with 'ing' being old German for 'family of'. The German pronunciation is different from the English.

Mr Meindl added: "I am looking forward to getting the first-crate. Until then I'm reserving judgement. But maybe it could be good for local industry."

Read about F**king Hell beer at The Sun.[/color:3aq2kr4k]


:D

I'm just amused that there is a place called Fucking! Hillarious!

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Post by Argoth » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:51 pm

Yeah, welcome to Intercourse. But I know I'm gonna love that beer.

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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:20 am

Since Easter is just a few days away, I'd thought I'd share this little gem with you :devil:


Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?[/size:2nmocgeh]
[u:2nmocgeh]The Truth About Easter Eggs[/u:2nmocgeh]
(Recommended for Parents of Christian Children ages 4-22) -by Dr. Daniel Cameroon

List Price: $18.95
Our Price: $27.99
You Save: Nothing. (Only Jesus Saves!)
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[b:2nmocgeh]Availability:[/b:2nmocgeh] Usually ships within 24 hours (if Jesus wants it to) from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa:

[b:2nmocgeh]Summary[/b:2nmocgeh]: Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school. Their precious youngsters are infected by the secular filth and lies being taught by unsaved teachers in America's public school system. The book teaches parents how to easily explain to their children that Easter (as it is celebrated by the Unsaved) has absolutely nothing to do with Jesus Christ but is actually a holiday celebrating lewd and sexually explicit pagan rituals of fertility. "It's not that difficult to understand," says Author/Creation Scientist, Dr. Daniel Cameroon. "In the old days, deluded pagans would gather round and hump like bunnies on Easter Sunday because they thought it would make their tomatoes grow faster." Dr. Cameroon explains that it doesn't matter what god or idol the Pagans were humping under on Easter Sunday, because any god other than "Jesus" is "Satan." Dr. Cameroon dedicates four chapters in the book to Easter Eggs. "Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil," he says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God! And I won't say a word more about it! I don't want to ruin the book for you!"

Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? (The Truth About Easter Eggs) is a wonderfully informative and well-researched Christian book which consolidates a 2-month Adult Remedial Sunday School series into two-hundred exciting and easy to read pages along with memorable illustrations. Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? or "PWLT" as the book is now referred to in the Southern Baptist Sunday School Teachers catalogue takes the reader on an unforgettable journey that traces the pagan (Satanic) origins of secular (Satanic) Easter, with a specific focus on the origin of "Easter Eggs." [/color:2nmocgeh]


http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

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Post by Talwyn Aureliano » Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:05 am

Thought of the day:

Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!"

Yet nobody rubs a man's dick and says "Good Job"?

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Post by Argoth » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:16 am

I'm currently occupied in a 'call centre', busy selling credit cards through the phone. The credit card I'm selling gives its owner 1% of all transactions back in each month. I'm calling a guy and tell him that this unique CC can give him extra savings and blah blah blah... the guy says...


"Kind sir, [b:hy3d2947]extra[/b:hy3d2947] savings? I have a wife!"

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