Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:13 pm
A Human, an Elf and a Dwarf are working on constructing the new vault in House K. When it comes to lunchtime and their breaks they climb to teh very top of the vault and sit along the edge enjoying the stunning views accross Stormreach.
Well one day they climb up at lunchtime and sit down to unwrap their food. The Human takes out his meal and looks at it with a woeful stare.... "You know guys, we have been doing this vault job for nearly 4 years now. Everyday is the same, lift this, hammer that... and what makes it worse? Every single day i get bl**dy tasty ham sandwiches. I tell the wife i don't like tasty ham and what do i get? TASTY HAM! I just can't see the point. If i get 1 more tasty ham sandwich tomorrow i'm ending it. Game over." He then walks off....
The Elf unwraps his food and looks at his lotus leaf salad. "WTF??? How many times do i have to eat this rubbish? When will my wife inject some variety!!! Every day is dire! That Human was right, what's the point in life when it's so stagnant like this. I'm killing myself tomorrow if she makes this lunch again." He throws his food off the edge and walks off"
The Dwarf unwraps his food and lets out a snarl... " Grrrr not Goblin steak again. Why oh why oh why is it always Goblin Steak??? Those guys are right, i'm not sure i can take it anymore...." He leaves his lunch and walks off.
The next day the trio head up to the top of the vault again. The human unwraps his food, takes a glance, wipes a tear from his eye and chucks himself off the tower to his death. Tasty ham sanwiches yet again.
The Elf nervously unwraps his food... Salad???? He says a aquick prayer, shakes his head and plummets to his death.
The Dwarf unwraps his food, yells out in anger and catapults himself off to the ground hundreds of feet below, killing him instantly. Goblin Steaks AGAIN.
The day of the trios funerals arrive and their wives are at the graveside. The human wife, in tears... " But b-b-b but he never said anything was wrong. I thought he l-l-l loved t-t-t tasty ham. If only he had said......".
The elven maiden looks at the grave of her husband "Why did i not take any notice. To think all of this happened because i tipped him over the edge with the monotony of life. All i had to do was change his food...."
The Dwarven wife says "But i just don't get it... he makes his own lunch...."
Well one day they climb up at lunchtime and sit down to unwrap their food. The Human takes out his meal and looks at it with a woeful stare.... "You know guys, we have been doing this vault job for nearly 4 years now. Everyday is the same, lift this, hammer that... and what makes it worse? Every single day i get bl**dy tasty ham sandwiches. I tell the wife i don't like tasty ham and what do i get? TASTY HAM! I just can't see the point. If i get 1 more tasty ham sandwich tomorrow i'm ending it. Game over." He then walks off....
The Elf unwraps his food and looks at his lotus leaf salad. "WTF??? How many times do i have to eat this rubbish? When will my wife inject some variety!!! Every day is dire! That Human was right, what's the point in life when it's so stagnant like this. I'm killing myself tomorrow if she makes this lunch again." He throws his food off the edge and walks off"
The Dwarf unwraps his food and lets out a snarl... " Grrrr not Goblin steak again. Why oh why oh why is it always Goblin Steak??? Those guys are right, i'm not sure i can take it anymore...." He leaves his lunch and walks off.
The next day the trio head up to the top of the vault again. The human unwraps his food, takes a glance, wipes a tear from his eye and chucks himself off the tower to his death. Tasty ham sanwiches yet again.
The Elf nervously unwraps his food... Salad???? He says a aquick prayer, shakes his head and plummets to his death.
The Dwarf unwraps his food, yells out in anger and catapults himself off to the ground hundreds of feet below, killing him instantly. Goblin Steaks AGAIN.
The day of the trios funerals arrive and their wives are at the graveside. The human wife, in tears... " But b-b-b but he never said anything was wrong. I thought he l-l-l loved t-t-t tasty ham. If only he had said......".
The elven maiden looks at the grave of her husband "Why did i not take any notice. To think all of this happened because i tipped him over the edge with the monotony of life. All i had to do was change his food...."
The Dwarven wife says "But i just don't get it... he makes his own lunch...."