Eilistraee.com

"Since you noticed my bare thigh and didn't notice the weapons, I'm going to say that yes this outfit is [i:377obabj]entirely [/i:377obabj]appropriate for the situation."

Reverse suplex of congratulatory camaraderie!

*reverse suplex*

You get thread from another pants.

*inserts a gold piece on a string, so I can get it back out again afterwards*

They can have my pants when they pry them from my cold dead fingers!

[img:2ic9a6sh]http://pics.livejournal.com/operations/pic/000653ha[/img:2ic9a6sh]

Rebellious. It is every good citizen's duty to subvert the status quo wherever and whenever.

Mindflayers or Beholders?

^ Is pitied. I feel your pain!
< Just ate the last cookie, and has none left. Sorry!
V Is hereby nominated to send sympathy cookies instead.

"Have you ever danced with the maiden in the pale moonlight?"

Ahh, tumble rolls. How I do love thee. ^^

*follows up with the ever-feared wedgie [i:30wev9ug]from beyond uranus[/i:30wev9ug]*

[youtube:1ch25lw2]s617_HpFGbo[/youtube:1ch25lw2]

Happy (early) hallowe'en!

*uses a high tumble roll to get behind and inflicts the notorious wet willie [i:1b87p9cv]of the damned[/i:1b87p9cv]*

Well, I. . . uhh. . . THERE'S A MINDFLAYER BEHIND YOU!

*rolls bluff and flees*

*gives carebear stare*

That wasn't me. It was another centaur. A completely different one.

Also, it was funny.

*duct-tapes to a very annoyed mountain lion*

Heh.You know, in the old days this used to be a well-known sport*