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I wish I was a female tiger.
Because then, whenever I was talking to someone
and then I got off-topic I could say
"but I tigress"
and eat them
because, I'm a tiger.

You get a feather for a fancy hat.

*inserts 5d12*

*lumbers over in full power armour and accosts* THE BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL WANTS YOU!
...to explain what your primitive tribal ass is doing in a secure area.

"FREEZE! Drop your pants and put your hands in the air, this is the police!"

Raksha. THOUSANDS of them.

*inserts 4th edition player's handbook*
I know, I'm a sick man. I had to get rid of it SOMEhow, though!

"I make dead people."

Pizza, becasue you can get a taco pizza but not pizza tacos.

Holmes or Moriartay?

I know I haven't been around so much, but nonetheless best wishes to you all!

Aaaaaaagh! It burns! *retrieves stolen cookies from* But, it was worth it! The last cookies in the world are now MINE!

<t>I have heard rumours that the next edition is being planned already, and they're getting the same guy (whose name escapes me right now) most responsible for turning 3.0 into 3.5 to work on it.<br/> <br/> Only a rumour, but excellent news if true. I may just regain some respect for WotC if they're...

You get 14 metric tons of candy.

*inserts my tongue*

I'm going to cheat and take 'prismatic' as option 3. Because Prismatic > everything else.
Almost.

Blood and steel, or torch and flame?

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And the Lord spake: "Let there be pants!" And there were pants.

I could to that. Or I could do this:
*gathers all remaining cookies into one place and sets them on fire*

Your move, O sneaky one.