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by Dirzendar
Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:23 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: children, What's your opinion of 'em
Replies: 63
Views: 13498

Depends on the child. As a preteen, my cousin Nikki is one of the most beautiful people I know, inside and out. I also have two kids, who I don't see as often as I'd like.

So...
by Dirzendar
Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: I had to share this
Replies: 3
Views: 2332

<t>It's very awesome, but "swifter" didn't translate nor did "remaining".<br/> <br/> So: (more swift)<br/> Ussta velve mzild sarnor lu'zikeir, 'zil Usstan alure harl ilta drathir.<br/> <br/> and: (...my sisters that remain...)<br/> Xal ussta dalninin nindel remos flohlu l'ssussun d'Eilistraee,<br/> ...
by Dirzendar
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:41 pm
Forum: On Promoting Joy
Topic: Cute monster girls! (NSFW)
Replies: 3
Views: 3816

So... pretty...


That green chick looks almost exactly like how I imagined my dragonmen, only without the wacky ears and muscular.
by Dirzendar
Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:28 pm
Forum: Out Of Character
Topic: Shavali
Replies: 2
Views: 1453

Thank you. Except for a very few touches, most of this is as I had it in high school about five-six years ago. Very touching that you should say that.
by Dirzendar
Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:51 pm
Forum: On Promoting Joy
Topic: Twenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere
Replies: 34
Views: 12257

When in doubt, volunteer a friend for that dangerous, possibly suicidal mission.
by Dirzendar
Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:12 pm
Forum: Out Of Character
Topic: Shavali
Replies: 2
Views: 1453

Shavali

<t>A long while back, when I was still in high-school, I worked on a little Tolkien/Faerun-esque world with Elves, halflings, humans, half-elves, djinn, gnomes and this race. As I was not all that familiar (and still am not, really) with the A/D&D system, a bit of this is guesswork. I actually w...
by Dirzendar
Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:07 pm
Forum: Chosen News
Topic: No D&D In Prison
Replies: 18
Views: 5417

That's a shame and I don't think it's right.


...but then again, it did take a court battle to win Wiccans the right to practice in jail and get buried under their symbol.

How sad is that?
by Dirzendar
Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:49 am
Forum: On Promoting Joy
Topic: Twenty Things I Learned at Melee-Magthere
Replies: 34
Views: 12257

Know many disciplines and know your enemy. "Merely" knowing the art of massage will make you more useful alive than dead to your new Drow mistress.

Bonus saving roll for knowing her "tastes".
by Dirzendar
Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:19 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What would you do if you actually encountered a drow IRL?
Replies: 80
Views: 17174

"...no, Mistress, this is your rightful place. Yes, mistress... the moon is so beautiful out tonight, is it not? Much nicer than the sun... or those stalactites in the Underdark... I am ever so much more useful alive, Mistress. I can get so many interesting things for you. Care for a massage?"
by Dirzendar
Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:35 am
Forum: Theological Debate
Topic: Mentally unstable cleric?
Replies: 5
Views: 3493

Mentally unstable cleric?

<t>A long while back, I conceived of a cleric who survived a terrible battle, only to go somewhat... [i:pqpka34x]childlike[/i:pqpka34x] to put it mildly. Her alignment is still Chaotic Good and she still follows Eilistraee; she's not really a danger to anyone- She'll do totally off-the-wall stuff, b...
by Dirzendar
Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:38 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Divine ascention?
Replies: 33
Views: 7688

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by Dirzendar
Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:26 pm
Forum: Theological Debate
Topic: Umberlee - more successful than YOUR favourite evil god?
Replies: 22
Views: 8690

I always looked at it as a sailor talking about going to Davey Jones' locker. It wasn't a welcome fate, though sailors who can no longer sail will speak of it wistfully. Didn't the captain of the Sea Elf worship Umberlee?
by Dirzendar
Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:15 pm
Forum: On Promoting Joy
Topic: What Kind of D&D Character Would You Be?
Replies: 30
Views: 12423

Chaotic Good Human Bard (Fourth Level)

...I've seen a few of these-usually, I test out as a chaotic neutral gnome mage.
by Dirzendar
Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What would you do if you actually encountered a drow IRL?
Replies: 80
Views: 17174

That's a really smart idea, not to mention hilarious. When in doubt, create anarchy! :devil: :D

I would likely end up a slave if it was a Lolth-worshiping one... but slowly I would bring her into the moonlight!